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more about #sadface more comments → Jack_Burton: ...And the Thousand Acre Wood is now a parking lot. more » msAnthrope: "if people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world." ~~Winnie the Pooh more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: I always had a secret hope that Rabbit would one day catch Tigger and beat the every living shit out of him. I was a hyperactive child and even I th... more » missbananafish: The mere mention of Piglet cracks my cold, black heart. I just want to hug him and have him be my BFF. more » TheJacqueline ValJean: Hope they're saving some roo meat for food. KANGAROO IS DELICIOUS. more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Angwy Witer fwowed up. more » A Small Turnip: more » HollyGodrunkly: Am I the only one who thought all the Winnie the Pooh characters were a little fucked up anyway? Pooh is a compulsive overeater (eating honey until yo... more » TildeMarks: ...but still, Tiggers are wonderful things. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Unacceptable. Time for heavy artillery. Send in Tigger and Eeyore; they will straighten those mofos out. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): And I heard Carrie Prejean is now criticizing Christopher Robin for playing with his hundred acre wood whilst unmarried. more » BellaTricks: My mother maintains that Piglet is a baby armadillo. I think she's crazy. What say you?? more » LolaQuinn is full of beans: I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering over the honey tree... more » ravioliravioli: more » NefariousNewt: Just be glad Sarah Palin isn't Governor of The Hundred Acre Wood. more » -
#sadface
Roo The Day
What would A.A. Milne say? Pigs are suffering from flu; bears are being abused for "medicine"; now, thousands of kangaroos are being shot to death in Australia. [Times, HuffPo, The Awl, Guardian] -
#longgoodbyes
How Do You Find A Word That Means Maria?
I hope this is the last of this sort of post I have to write in a long, long while, but today is the last day for yet another Jezebel staffer: Editorial assistant Maria-Mercedes Lara.
