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more about #ryanreynolds thebuffster: Michael Lohan is the new Linda Tripp (tape recording all phone conversations, later using them to forward a political agenda, having poor personal sty... more » jigglyball: I am totally jealous of the burger counter clerk. I, too, wish I were oblivious of Miley Cyrus' notoriety. more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: a lot of people seem to feel awfully bad for roger avary. i am not one of them. it's like a watered down version of the polanski thing imo. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: That counter person who didn't recognize Miley Cyrus is my official Hero of the Week. more » BeRy51: So I think Kirk Cameron is ridiculous, and I love seeing him looking like an idiot. But in a way, he is right (AHHHHH) Sometimes people do "believe" i... more » fluxus flucker: God Damn! If there was a question as to whether or not Jon Gosslin had already crossed the line into horrible, exploitative parenting, that recorded p... more » BAngieB: You know those phone calls between Gosselin's manager and Michael Lohan were just Michael trying to get John some help! He cares about him and knows ... more » slightlyhardup: That article about Neve Campbell had it all wrong - everyone knows she got her start on the Canadian TV classic 'Catwalk'! more » lovecake: A Woody Allen movie starring Carla Bruni is probably what they show in the handbasket en-route to hell. more » soxer: some of kirks minions handed out copies of the edited origin of species at my school. the introduction in this version provided HOURS of entertainmen... more » heykoukla: Meh, I don't share the Jake Gyllenhaal love, Natalie. Not that I expect anyone here to agree ( I know there's a lot of love here for Jake G), but he g... more » kellieherson: Jon Gosselin's logic is just... bad. Like, would he have been okay "putting his kids out there to every pedophile on the planet" if they had been fisc... more » 18thfloor: "The counterperson shrugged, having no idea what that meant, and replied: "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day." I love this pe... more » lilbobbytables: Student: Science is based on evidence, where religion is based on faith. Kirk: But Darwinism is extremely based on faith Student: Not really, it's ba... more » madeofawesome: Jon and Kate might be over, but the Jon Gosselin drama lives on! When I read that, I thought it said, "Jon and Kate might be over, but Jon Gosselin'... more » WaltzingMatilda: I, WM, hereby admit that I watch the terribly-named Cougar Town. I was sucked in because of it being placed after Modern Family. Good move, ABC. ... more » abagatelle: I thought Shakira was engaged to some politically connected Argentine man? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Kirk Cameron was presenting at UCLA? I thought people of his ilk only preached to the choir, operating in a complete echo chamber. Hence the reason w... more » eatsshootsleaves: Hey. So I was going to comment on Nicole Kidman's obvious lip enhancement on display at the AMA's the other day when I noticed that someone had been d... more » o-line: The Morning Show Murders? Way to think outside the box there Al. Are the characters named Latt Mauer and Veredith Miera? Is there a crazy old man that... more » -
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Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
- Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:
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Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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Lady Gaga Steals The Show From Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, And Madonna On Last Night's SNL
Last night's Saturday Night Live was a definite improvement over the season opener, with host Ryan Reynolds and musical guest Lady Gaga turning in solid performances. Surprise cameos by Madonna, Scarlett Johansson, and Elijah Wood didn't hurt, either. More » -
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Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Tonight's episode features dreamy host Ryan Reynolds and pantsless musical guest Lady Gaga. Reynolds has great timing and Gaga always puts on quite a performance, but will the show be funny? Let's all find out together. -
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Sandra Saves Ryan's Marriage, Lady Gaga Finds Happiness, And Paula Abdul Wants To "Destroy" American Idol
- Sandra Bullock is allegedly helping Ryan Reynolds get through a rough patch in his marriage to Scarlett Johansson. Hopefully her advice doesn't include "watch All About Steve together." [ShowbizSpy]
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Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
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Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman
- Last week, Katherine Heigl complained that "cruel and mean" Grey's Anatomy producers forced her to work a 17-hour day, but according to rumors, the schedule was the result of producers shuffling things around to let her promote The Ugly Truth.
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Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]
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Russell Turns Lindsay Down, Harry Potter Writes Hooker Poetry, And Ryan Goes Green
- Daniel Radcliffe is a budding poet: one of his poems (written when he was 17, mind you) can be read here. It involves "glistening blondes," and "hookers and lies." Hookers and lies?! That's 10 points from Gryffindor! [DailyMail]
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Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
- In Rolling Stone's upcoming Michael Jackson tribute issue, Brooke Shield reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..."
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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
- Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
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Trouble For Justin And Jessica, Debbie Rowe Sends Mixed Signals Over Custody Battle
- Are Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake on the rocks? "Things don't look good for them right now - they've hit a really rocky spot," says a source. The couple have been dating for two years. [NYDN]
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Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
