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Advocacy Group Defeats "Octomom" In Court, Mark Wahlberg Worried About Christian Bale's Weight
A judge has ruled that Paul Petersen president of the child actor advocacy group, A Minor Consideration, can file a financial guardianship petition for Nadya Suleman's children, despite the fact that he's not directly related to the Suleman family. [Reuters] More » -
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Hey Girl, I'm In A Musical
Fans of The Notebook rejoice: The tearjerker romance is about to become a musical. Ever imagined yourself as Allie? Auditions for the workshop production are being held in early August. [DailyNews] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
- Last night Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson called a locksmith because Sam lost her house keys. While he was working Lindsay found an open window crawled in. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay wouldn't pay.
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#dailydistraction
Hey Girl, Here's An Afternoon Ryan Gosling Jam
Today has been pretty heartbreaking, frustrating, and headdesk worthy thus far. I think we need a break, so here's a video of Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake breaking it down for you, girl, on the Mickey Mouse Club. More » -
#dogooders
Emma Thompson: Celebrities + Charities = "Causeweariness"
Today, Drew Barrymore penned a 760 word essay about the battle of global hunger. Somewhat unrelated, Emma Thompson has written a piece about how celebs with causes can be irritating. More » -
#dirtbag
Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant
- Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed that the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants.
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#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#dirtbag
Angela Chase Is Totally Getting Married Or Whatever
- Claire Danes and her boyfriend, actor Hugh Dancy, are engaged to be married. Both Jordan Catalano and Brian Krakow are extremely bummed right now. No word yet on how Tino feels about all this, though.[People]
