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more about #russellbrand thelastsara: Explain to me how even though I hate snow and everything about it, I desperately wish I was doing this right now. more » ItchykooParker: I never in a million years thought I would say this, but I am JEALOUS of Katy Perry! Ugh! I feel so dirty. I feel I'm losing everything this year: ... more » kkatt: Alright fine you got me. You're cute. I love the two of you together. I hope you stay together forever. Is that what you want to hear? IS IT!?!?!? more » marciax3: I mean, come on! Would Sparklevamp do this? Hellz no. Katy's no fool. more » ErinGoBawl: "Yeah, I'm wearing tight pants, my girlfriend's tanktop, and boots that could quite possibly have come from the lady's section in Macys. I haven't bat... more » Maharani: the new Johnny Bravo? more » ElleL: That HAS to be Katy Perry's tank top, right!? more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Tanks for the laughs, Russel. more » Mary McCarthyite: So, the male version of the "boyfriend jean" is the "girlfriend tank top?" more » bluebears: When I see guys wearing tight pants like that I just think, "where does his cock go?" and then I think, "must not have a lot to bother him down there." more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Aw, Russ. I hope it works out with you and your gal Katy. Sadly, it probably won't. more » She-Prime: Daily 30 Rock love: Seeing the names Alec Baldwin and Isabella Rossellini highlighted back to back really made me want to see her on the show again. ... more » KLondike5: Could Julie Andrews be more gracious and lovely? more » lalie (apologetic mess): When I was kid, I always thought the lyrics to "Jessie's Girl" were and I wish that I was Jessie's Girl. So yeah, I listened to an entirely different... more » kkatt: I'm sad for Elin but really proud of her at the same time. This might sounds harsh but I think in many cases of infidelity, the partner that was cheat... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I really hope they don't cast Tobey McGuire in The Hobbit, he seems like he's heavily medicated in every single film of his I've ever seen. more » la.donna.pietra: Dear Tiger, I bet you really, really, really want the U.S. to catch Bin Laden right now. Sincerely, la.donna.pietra more » sayah: I'm so happy that Julie Andrews is still working! It doesn't bother me much if she never sings again, she's awesome times infinity. more » BelleBreezing: I suspect I, too, shall die broke, but probably not for the same reasons as Carrie Underwood. more » OverratedUnderwhelmed: I like Emily Blunt's version of "eat a cheeseburger" much better. more » -
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Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.
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MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
- After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]
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Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
- Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
- Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."
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Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
- Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?
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Nicole Richie Gets A Sitcom; Jake's Luggage Leaves Reese's House
- Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.
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Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
- While filming her upcoming interview with Barbara Walters for 20/20, Sarah Palin claimed she was "shocked" and "devastated" when she learned of her daughter Bristol's pregnancy, as she had no idea Bristol was sexually active. [ABCNews]
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Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
