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more about #rumerwillis Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Is this where we are? Celebrity kids watching their dogs shit? more » Laines: Dre is still alive? I mean, I appreciate him bringing Snoop to the world but I was kind of hoping that cowardly bully would have died impotent by now. more » Phyllis Nefler: Courtney Love decided, for some unknown reason, to block me from her twitter. Well, guess what, bitch? I CAN STILL READ YOUR CRAZINESS HERES, so suc... more » chicanafalsa: I kind of love that Courtney Love has appropriated twat for tweet. Who knew there was a 13 year old girl inside of her? more » twisted_martini: Also: it took a minute for the visual to soak in from Sarah Silverman's tweet, but I'm DYING. more » c'est fou mec: dear tyra, inflicting pain on yourself is not something you should be proud of or aspire to. also, you are cheating, you promised me real hair all s... more » Cunning_Linguist: Is it just me or is Courtney's "i live for u. dude." the sweetest thing I've heard in a while? more » LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: I wish we could click the links on these things. I feel so left out! more » dj_chick: Did Courtney Love just call her daughter "dude"? I'm not sure how I feel about that. more » SomeAuthorGirl: LeVar may actually be the coolest person alive. Think about it. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I laughed at Danielle Staub's tweet, because she's saying, "especially since I live in NJ" and I'm thinking, "especially because you are not stylish."... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: So... Courtney Love's kid hangs out with LeVar Burton? I don't get this Twitter thing. more » Ms. Take: can we please re-name this feature "twat beat"? more » ImproperDancing: I'm actually curious to know what it's like to party with Andrew WK...I'd like to imagine it's awesome. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I love you, John Stamos. more » MargaretMoony: Eh, I watch it when it ends up on Lifetime. more » hellosunshine: As a sorority girl who loves cheesy horror movies, I'm way, way too psyched for this. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: The most exciting thing that ever happened in my sorority house was every April when our periods would sync. more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: This is why grindhouses need to come back. For crappy movies like this and then no one will feel the need to review the shit that comes out in them. ... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Seriously, Princess Leia? SERIOUSLY? more » -
#snapjudgment
Rumer's Friend Is A Party Pooper
[Los Angeles, November 19. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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#tweetbeat
Diablo Cody Might Work On The Playboy Movie?
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More » -
#criticalmass
Sorority Row: Tedious, Unintentionally Horrifying
The studio behind Sorority Row, the horror movie featuring Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, and Carrie Fisher, didn't show the film to critics. Is it possible they didn't want audiences to know the sisters are racist and advocate "roofie sex"? More » -
#dirtbag
Jennifer Aniston Continues To Worry About Love, Zooey Thinks Her Sister Is An Alien
- Jennifer Aniston is concerned that her romance with Gerard Butler will come to an end, now that the movie the two were shooting together, The Bounty, has stopped filming. Surely this means more "Lonely Jen" stories for us all. [PageSix]
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Sandra Saves Ryan's Marriage, Lady Gaga Finds Happiness, And Paula Abdul Wants To "Destroy" American Idol
- Sandra Bullock is allegedly helping Ryan Reynolds get through a rough patch in his marriage to Scarlett Johansson. Hopefully her advice doesn't include "watch All About Steve together." [ShowbizSpy]
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#goodbadugly
Sorority "Chic" At Sorority Row
The premiere ofGratuitous RemakeSorority Row at ArcLight Hollywood brought out a lot of starlets in various odd guises, and Rumer Willis looked amazing. But you don't have to take my word for it: More » -
#dirtbag
Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
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#dirtbag
Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High
- According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]
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#goodbadugly
Avert Your Eyes At Moods Of Norway Store Launch
For those familiar with the pattern-happy, trippy clothing line "Moods Of Norway," the sartorial cacophony to be seen at the launch of their Flagship Store on Robertson Boulevard will come as no shock. For the rest of you, brace yourselves. More » -
#goodbadugly
Usual Gang Of Idiots, Shenanigans At MTV Movie Awards
The 18th Annual MTV Movie Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, always has the same formula. Basically: Everyone in the world + absurd clothes = red carpet magic. More » -
#dirtbag
Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
- Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:
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#ragtrade
Jay-Z-Owned Fragrance Company To Sell Scent Of A Mystery Female Artist
- The future will smell like Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West. (And, if I'm understanding "established female artist" correctly, Beyoncé.) [WWD]
- Kim Gordon hates it when you call some fashion thing "fierce." [The Cut]
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#dirtbag
Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
- Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?
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#dirtbag
Prince Harry Gets Royally Dumped
- Prince Harry and his girlfriend of nearly 5 years, Chelsy Davy, are dunzo: Davy initiated the break up and has already made the breakup official by changing her Facebook relationship status to "single." Oh, snap!
