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more about #rosieodonnell more comments → BetteD: Shauna Sand and Chace Crawford?! Now MY mind is blown. Dear sweet lawd...the visuals! The eyebrows! The lucite! I think the tabloid press received... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Dear Pete, I'm pretty sure the only person who poisoned you was yourself. Just say no. XOXO, Le K de K more » MargaretMoony: There are so many things wrong with what Jon Gosselin said. *headdesk* more » sableized (mawrterdom): Mr Bernal, what a beautiful simile. I'm going to send that to my dad. more » Tchotchke: Nicole Ritchie has won me over. Sure, she is famous for nothing, a former drug addict and friend of Paris Hilton--which is infinitely worse--but she s... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Dear Pete Doherty, I'm forwarding you this memo that seems to keep getting lost in your inbox about crack and heroin. They're pretty bad for you, du... more » LaComtesse: "Tila Tequila is threatening to sue because a sex tape she says was stolen from her laptop a few years ago has surfaced on a porn website. She stands ... more » bluebears: Alec Baldwin, SWOON... more » I, Zombie Normal: Although I have complete sympathy for people/celebrities who have their personal stuff stolen and then broadcast for the world to ogle, I think by now... more » LadyFabulous: Good Lord! When I read the heading I thought Gerard Butler was bonding with John Gossellin. My heart literally stopped momentarily. No worries though.... more » I, Zombie Normal: Man, Gosselin's a real piece of work. And what really vexes me is now I am feeling sorry for Kate, and wondering how she could put up with his deluded... more » clevernamehere: Poor famous people! Who knew touching your stomach = pregnant. I'm starting to think that John Mayer gets no action from all his talk of womanizing. more » NellMood: That's it, I'm taping all my phone calls from now on. I don't know any C-list famous people, but you never know- maybe one of my friends will end up o... more » Penny: I swear, those two are about to put me off men for good. more » clevernamehere: I think the issue is that clothing designers don't really see themselves as out to make money. They see themselves as artists. They have an idea of ... more » -
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Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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"We’re Not Just Dressing 17-Year-Olds Who Go Nightclubbing In Russia."
No, Alber Elbaz, some of them are 18! Eileen Fisher made waves - and hurt Rosie - when she sniffed of the plus-sized market, "Well, it's just not the image that we're going for." What image are designers going for? More » -
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Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
- While filming her upcoming interview with Barbara Walters for 20/20, Sarah Palin claimed she was "shocked" and "devastated" when she learned of her daughter Bristol's pregnancy, as she had no idea Bristol was sexually active. [ABCNews]
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Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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Zoe Kravitz For Vera; Mary-Kate & Ashley Close Beauty Line
- Zoe Kravitz, negotiating the transition from Famous Daughter to Celebrity, has committed the necessary act of being photographed by Bruce Weber for a perfume campaign. Vera Wang was the lucky partner in fame-chasing. Shall we expect a reality show? [People]
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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The Insider: Janice Dickinson Pushes Her Particular Brand Of Fat-Hating Crazy
Janice Dickinson and Star Jones joined The Insider panel last night. When asked whether Rosie O'Donnell should keep her split from her wife Kelli private, Janice answered that Rosie should lose weight. Star Jones did not like that. -
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Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
- Roman Polanski's victim, Samantha Geimer, has filed papers urging a California appeals court to dismiss the criminal case against him. She says she's received nearly 500 media calls since his arrest and just wants people to "leave her alone."
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Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat
- Jennifer Aniston has agreed to do a weekly talk show for Oprah's new cable channel, OWN. A source says:
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More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama
- The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.
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Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake
- Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed the rumors that her five-year marriage to Kelli Carpenter is on the rocks. She said: "Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues..."
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Lady Gaga Loves Human Hair; Marc Jacobs Doesn't Mind The Knock-Offs
- Lady Gaga, in a show of uncharacteristic sartorial restraint, wore a chiffon-and-human-hair Holly Russell dress that more or less covered her legs to an awards show. She thanked her publicist. [WWD]
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Rosie & Star's Reality Show; Is Mayer Cuddling Up With Cavalleri?
- Did Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones bond over their mutual issues with Barbara Walters? They may do a reality show described as "Oprah and Gayle King's cross-country trip [mixed] with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's The Simple Life." [Perez Hilton]
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Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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She Feels Bad About Her Necklace
Nora and Delia Ephron have penned a series of monologues based on clothes and accessories. "Love, Loss and What I Wore," which comes to Off-Broadway October 1, is set to feature, among others, clotheshorses Tyne Daly and Rosie O'Donnell. [AP] -
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Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
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Polish Catholics Protest Madonna; Danny Drunk Again On Morning TV
- Catholics in Poland are urging the government there to cancel Madonna's August 15 concert, saying…
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
