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more about #roses more comments → PreposterousHypothesis: I love how intense her boyfriend is in this picture. Like "Hold on babe, the camera is on me, and I must make love to it with my eyes." more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Roses? Really? I always thought Paris would fancy herself to smell like fairy dust and whatever the color hot pink would be scented...bubblegum? Glitt... more » superconnected (is it time to leave?): "You tellin me if my grandma was [a Hilton] Right now she'd be ok?" more » megscissorhands: How did she match her dress to the decorations? Does she have eyes everywhere?? more » BellaNotte: Clearly, he hasn't heard Andre 3000's take on roses. more » Santos L Halper: Oh. So the relentless and crippling need for attention has a floral scent. Who knew? more » tscheese: Well, duh! There's a huge garland of roses protruding from the back of his head. Of COURSE he's going to smell flowers. That's gotta hurt, buddy. Ouch. more » FurrierAndIves: No rose without thorns. more » -
#oohthatsmell
A Rose Is A Rose Is A Rose
Breaking: Paris Hilton's boyfriend says she "smells like roses". Possibly related: That "smells like roses" line is the same line a certain someone uses to justify farting under the covers. [NY Observer]
