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more about #rosemcgowan more comments → Snowbunny: I really wish that Stephen Fry started all of his tweets with "Agent Boooothe." more » bingofrankenstein: I didn't know Ice-T was going recessionista! more » choppedliver: is it just me or does it seem like hanging out with carrie fisher and danny devito would be life-changingly awesome? more » RousseMacabre: For some reason Jon Favreau cutting his hair with a Flowbee is extremely interesting to me. I feel like my life is better after reading that tweet. more » belljarblues: I'd kill to see a picture of sparkly Eli Roth. I'd even go watch the latest Saw movie-it would be worth the pain. more » GirlFailer: Justin Bieber, I and my friends don't understand why the mall won't let you in. Perhaps it's a hair product safety precaution drill? more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, re... more » CynicalPink: Martha Stewart...is on hanging out terms with Diddy.... My head asplode more » Bitingpika: I desperately want to see hangover cures in Martha's next issue. more » GirlFailer: For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gat... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: How I love you, my husband. You always make me snicker. more » TransFat: FYI I'm making #16 my new wallpaper at work for so many, many reasons. more » logruszed: I lurve Favreau. more » curiousgeorgiana: What do you do Chris Brown? Open your mouth. more » marshmallory: Flipping from #3 to #4: Wow, what a difference posture makes. more » -
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Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More » -
#goodbadugly
GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
The 14th annual GQ Men of the Year Party at LA's Chateau Marmont had Levi Johnston. It had Kim Kardashian. It had January Jones and Gabrielle Union and Olivia Wilde and Zoe Saldana. And yes, it was surreal: More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
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Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
#dirtbag
Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
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#tweetbeat
Lindsay Just Wants To Party Late At Night Without Being Video Taped
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan wants to know why she's not allowed to have some off-the-record fun with the hardworking people in Singapore, Fred Durst cares about genocide in Israel, and Courtney Love's kidneys hurt. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie & Star's Reality Show; Is Mayer Cuddling Up With Cavalleri?
- Did Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones bond over their mutual issues with Barbara Walters? They may do a reality show described as "Oprah and Gayle King's cross-country trip [mixed] with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's The Simple Life." [Perez Hilton]
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#goodbadugly
Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Annual installation luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel apparently had no dress code. Half were in evening. Half were in costume. Chris Pine's shoes looked weird. And Kerry Washington, of course, was flawless. More » -
#dirtbag
Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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#dirtbag
Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
- Nadya Suleman is finally getting a "quasi-reality" show. She's reportedly "hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," says her attorney, Jeff Czech. [JustJared]
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#goodbadugly
WTF? 'Burberry Day' Totally Lacking In Plaid, Raincoats!
Burberry Plaid was conspicuously absent from Burberry Day at The New York Palace Hotel, and we never thought we'd say this, but we missed it. You see, it would've been a beacon of stability in the world of wrinkles and experiments that Claire, Hugh, Molly, Rose, and Blake brought instead. More » -
#dirtbag
Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
- Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?
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#snapjudgment
Maimed, Zombie Killing Stripper Goes Shopping For Semi-Automatic Arm
[Los Angeles, April 29. Image via WENN]
