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more about #roseanne limber: That Sandra Lee story from People is a filthy, filthy lie! So she's saying store-bought cakes decorated with cookies are her "recipe", now? Next thi... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: wait, shit, is the Jackson third's name actually blanket? #mayumiheene more » annewithaneee: My father died when I was nine. Almost 30 years later, I still miss him. I even cry for him sometimes. Prince, Paris and Blanket have had about 4... more » morninggloria: "Her name was Lola she was a-nnoying." #mayumiheene more » Cam/ron: And to think that Mr. and Mrs. Heene met at a Hollywood acting school. Does Juliard teach lessons in expressing inner torment by kicking the ground? #... more » BowlingForDollars: From Axl Rose to Justin Timberlake? This lady has no taste. #mayumiheene more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Whatever, I'm a Yoko fan. Not so much her music, but I think she's done a classy job of preserving John's memory without seeming to capitalize on it.... more » billybobnyc: The No Bake Birthday Cake "recipe" calls for going to the grocery store, buying a cake and putting icing on it. How have I gone all these years withou... more » Imogen Quest: I've sort of grown to love Yoko over the years, more for her political statements than her music. As a lifelong second-generation Beatles fan, hearing... more » BlondeGoddess: Today's Dirtbag makes me sad. What a clusterf*ck of famewhores and wannabe celebrities. #mayumiheene more » shadesofmediocrity: I am shocked - shocked, I tell you! - that Tom Arnold is behaving in a way that's unbecoming of a gentleman. #mayumiheene more » tispig: What else do Axle Rose and JT have in common? #mayumiheene more » NorthernLite: Not only does Roseanne not have sex with her employees, according to Amy Sherman-Palladino, who wrote for her, she doesn't even know their names. (IIR... more » wtfox?!: I wonder if Richard's had a chance to go through his question box yet, or if the police have confiscated that, too. #mayumiheene more » Sanfo: Perez Hilton, of course, had trouble understanding who the contestants of the Miss California pageant were when all of them walked onto the stage, unt... more » crazy_lady: Christina Hendricks as a goth kid - I can't picture it. Bet you soccer boy is kicking himself now. #mayumiheene more » Bgirl_Hamster: While I'm pretty sure that the whole balloon boy thing was a hoax, I'd like to see a signed statement from Mrs. Heene admitting as such. I'm not compl... more » ides: I now prefer to refer to the Heenes as balloonatics. #mayumiheene more » HadwinBabazoid: Wow, googling for no-bake birthday cake really describes the difference between Ms. Lee and Martha Stewart: Sandra Lee's take: buy lots of cake, cove... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Did you see that Mayumi Heene and her husband have separate lawyers? I wonder if that's normal or they are taking steps to go separate ways. I hope th... more » -
#dirtbag
Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
- Lady Gaga on those nasty hermaphrodite rumors:
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#leftovers
Over-The-Counter Paternity Test Coming To Britain • Hogs To Devour 100-Pound Cupcake
An over-the-counter paternity test will soon be available in Britain. The kit's just £30 (about $50), but it costs an extra £119 to send away to a lab in New Mexico for the results. • More » -
#girltalk
Roseanne: Acting Like A Man Doesn't Work For Comedy, Women's Equality
Last night, Roseanne appeared on Tavis Smiley, where she talked about advice she received from male comedians early in her career. She says she learned that feminists who act like men aren't able to communicate with other women very well. -
#oldiesbutgoodies
Roseanne's Pot Episode
More than 15 years later, the episode in which Dan, Roseanne, and Jackie all get stoned, still holds up as one of the funniest (and most relatable?) scenes from a family sitcom. And lucky for us, it aired earlier today. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lance Armstrong And Matt Lauer Injured While Biking
- Matt Lauer flipped over the handlebars of his bicycle this weekend when a deer ran in front of him. Meredith Viera thought this was hilarious, but Lauer needs surgery for a separated shoulder. [Entertainment Tonight]
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#bloggingfrombeyond
Roseanne Barr's Blog: Hacked?
Roseanne has shared some wacky opinions in the past, but her latest blog posts claim she's only "masquerading as an earthly being." And apparently the mystical creature living inside her likes to blog! [Roseanne World] -
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#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Brown Assault Account Released; Rihanna's Family Can't Reach Her
- New details on Rihanna: The warrant detailing the entire assault has been released, her family says she's changed her contact information, and her rep isn't denying that she and Chris are engaged.
