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more about #rollingstones boxspelunker: What I think is absolutely hysterical in a selfish and schadenfreude way is that there are no positive reviews of Wolverine. There are apparently a f... more » ElleL: Honestly, I think it's for the best that Madonna was denied the adoption. The entire process was turned into a media circus, and the little girl alre... more » girlwithoutahero: James Franco should star in every movie. His are some of the few I pay to see. Also...lainey put up his criterion movie collection top 10. Swoooon. more » Stabby McStabberson: Blind item! "Which wholesome TV host shocked partygoers when he pulled out a baggie of Colombia's finest?" oh please please please let this be elizab... more » feelingofgaze: Breaking News: FeelingofGaze is rumored to be having lunch with an "unidentified male friend" who is believed to be married. OMGARETHEYCHEATINGOMG Man... more » stoprobbers: So, basically, I broke a copyright law every time I bought a CD for someone as a gift? ENOUGH WITH THIS BULLSHIT. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I only need one word for the news that Hugh Jackman will be naked in Wolverine: Yes! more » Mafalda para Presidente: Wait, what stupid copyright law is this? I can give everything I buy away...my clothes, a car, MUSIC. If I bought it and give the original (and not... more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): All this God talk has done this to my brain: "God said to Noah, Theres gonna be a floody floody..." Damn Interwebs! more » TessDuberville: I will never, ever understand why one person's misfortune makes others happy. It's not like Madonna was denied entry into a club or buying a coop in N... more » vivianthelibrarian: Wait, I can't buy music and then give it away? What about all those Gordon Lightfoot CD's I've bought my father for Christmas and Birthdays? more » Kivrin: I like to imagine that James Franco's life is a stoner comedy. more » KatsMeow: You know...I was very cynical about Madonna adopting David, but now I'm pissed off they turned her down for this new kid. WTF? Since when is living in... more » littlebear: "...Adnan Ghalib, has turned in his gun - for which he had a license - the question must be asked: Why did a paparazzo have a fucking gun?" As I much ... more » BabyJane: Kelly Killoren Bensimon: No longer modeling for Saks Fifth Avenue When reached for comment, Kelly said: Inappropriate.Inappropriate. Foil.Inappropriat... more » morninggloria: I'm about to hulksmash my computer for my ongoing inability to respond to anyone's comments. I would like to state for the record that "Noah" is a rea... more » mariamariamaria: Cranky insomniac checking in with two observations: "The reissued albums are to include 1971's Sticky Fingers, 1980's Emotional Rescue and 1994's Vood... more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: The Obama's gift to the Queen is really thoughtful and interesting, now that I learn more about it. It's the perfect gift for the little old lady who ... more » Gretchen now has TWO kittens: Oh lord, Barack Obama may have broken copyright laws by buying music and then giving it away. [Wired] I doubt this would hold up in court. Sure, they... more » angryblackgurl: Madonna's denial hurts the child more then anything else. Her celebrity status hurt her in this case. She has helped to raise millions for the country... more » -
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Madonna's Adoption Delayed
- Madonna is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [Times of London]
- Madonna's adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.
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Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
- Alan Cumming thinks that our new President, Barack Obama, has a large, ahem, unit:
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Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
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