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more about #rolandburris casi nadie: Megan, I'm sure you're not noticing this, seeing as I'm commenting hours and hours afterwards, but Howard Dean once sort of spoke to me in a speech. ... more » random_play: I want to see more from Megan's Brain. Perhaps it could have a regular feature, such as: Synapse Judgment: Images directly from Megan's REM states. (W... more » ellaesther: Very, very late to the party today, but nothing about the secret Christian cabal that is apparently at the very heart and center of the various sex sc... more » katekate is squared: Megan, it seems you could get some use out of this: http://www.sadtrombone.com/ more » funnyface: Yeah, Palin made $200k per year and she allegedly had $500k in legal bills. But she wasn't paying those bills anyway. She has an entire legal defens... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Wow, that Weekly Standard article on Palin's resignation made my head hurt. I never knew you could fit so many starbursts into one article. My favor... more » bowleserised: I'm pretty sure that affairs are more about ego, transgression, vanity and midlife crisis than just poking your dick in a hole or masturbating. more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Can we go back to talking about the protests in Iran? They're still going on and everything. "No, because Michael Jackson died and Mark Sanford got la... more » CurtCole: I am officially thrilled that I am not the only one that has dirty thoughts about Howard Dean. They mostly come at night...mostly. more » bluebears: This morning I was all, woot! It's Friday, chilling at my desk drinking a cup of coffee, maxing AND relaxing. Then what do I read about online? Dick C... more » I_can_still_pitch: Hey Roland Burris - you can't run for re-election since you were never elected. Megan: If you actually watch Pinky and the Brain my crush on you wil... more » lermanzo: the avatar choice is brillz, megan. i think the world really would be better if there was more masturbation... think about where sanford would be! more » LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Ahhhh the Bank of Mom. I know it well. Of course, my branch only offers its services for car repairs and the occasional round of groceries, but hey- w... more » NefariousNewt: If you're Doug Hampton, there's just no way out of this that doesn't make you look a) like a money-grubbing hanger-on or b) impotent. Perhaps he could... more » NefariousNewt: Dick Cheney doesn't need to masturbate, so much as STFU. Jon Stewart got him good last night, complaining about Obama's withdrawal plan from Iraq's ci... more » TurtleWexlerKickedMe: It's stories like this that make me realize what a lower-middle-class family I come from. Because when MY mom found out about MY affair, all she offer... more » NefariousNewt: I can only imagine what the conversation at the Ensign family Thanksgiving table is going to revolve around. more » Lucille van Pelt: I don't agree with the reasoning france is giving, but i do agree with the banning of the burka in public settings as a safety concern. There have bee... more » meritxell: an erotic life: You know... as intrigued as I am by an "aggressively secular" Ataturk-style government, the unpopular influx of North African Muslim immigrants to Fra... more » sara-without-an-h: French person here. No religious signs are allowed in public schools. You can go to a private school (usually around 2000 dollars a year or less) tha... more » -
#crappyhour
You Can't Make It Up: John Ensign's Mommy Paid Off His Mistress
In this extra-special edition of Crappy Hour, we - and by "we" I mean me myself and I - discuss John Ensign's Oedipal issues, sympathy for the devil (Palin, obviously), sex dreams, Iran, masturbation, Howard Dean and Roland Burris. More » -
#leftovers
France May Ban The Burqa • Couple With Swine Flu Weds
A French government spokesman has said that France will consider banning the burqa, "if it were determined that wearing the burka is a submissive act, and that it is contrary to republican principles." • More » -
#newsat10
Thanks To Obama, New Puppy & New Economy Are Imminent
President Obama's speech to Congress last night was full of promises and calls to actions, but it buried a bunch of other news on Iraq, Roland Burris and Hilda Solis. More » -
#newsat1030
Obama Meets The Mounties, Gets Some Beaver Tail
Today is Inappropriate Humor Friday, what with Roland Burris not resigning, Republicans loving pork, Argentina getting snitty and Obama up in Canada with the Mounties and some beaver tail. At least he's not in Regina. More » -
#newsat10
Good News For The Ladies, Bad News For The Boys
It's Ladies Night (Morning?) in today's news, with Hillary Clinton's successful Asia trip and Kathleen Sebelius' potential ascendancy, while Burris battles his crazy, Republicans their own rhetoric and Norm Coleman his former constituents More » -
#newsat10
Hillary Isn't Taking A Holiday So Why Should We?
Hillary's off to Asia, Geithner is staying put, Obama went to Chicago, Stevie's coming to DC, Roland Burris is in Hell and David Axelrod is all over the map. It's been quite the holiday weekend! More » -
#newsat10
Anna Wintour Is Not The Apple Of Obama's Eye
Anna Wintour is probably not headed to Paris, Roland Burris really wanted to be headed to the Senate, David Paterson doesn't know who he wants, Israel is still bombing Gaza and I need coffee. More » -
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#newsat10
Dear Barack: Don't Piss Off Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway is a little peeved at Obama, Rick Warren is concerned about a humanitarian crisis at home, Roland Burris brings the crazy, Virginians are barred from D.C. and it's not even Friday! More » -
#talkingouttheirasses
The View Takes Blagojevich Cue, Heads For New Low
Thought you'd heard enough uninsightful commentary on "Senator" Roland Burris from Congressman Bobby Rush? The women of The View aren't about to let you! Watch as they mangle pronunciations, facts and constitutional law. -
#newsat11
Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal
Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness, which is why, in the spirit of the Inaugural concert series, we're inaugurating something of our own.
