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more about #rodblagojevich formergr: Whoa, I think someone I know is very well acquainted with a Celeste Ricciardi (from the catburglar link) who lives in NYC. Trying to figure out if it'... more » distractedbyshinyobjects: I don't understand how castration is an effective punishment for rape. Castrated penises can still become erect, so the rapist can still rape...if an... more » Jill7: Whenever I hear someone suggest the U.S. should "share" Afghanistan with the Taliban, I think about the female half of the population and what that wo... more » lobsterswithmittens: Dr. Erin: Proving that couples named Edward and Bella are doomed to intolerable toxicity. #pakistanattackonfemalecafeteri... more » PinkSoxHat: John Legend, you win the celebrity of the month award. Please report to my bedroom to collect your prize more » lollapulizer: The Duggars are pregnant again? more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I have a man crush on John Legend and Matt Damon now. more » alexandracrs: someone proofread the Soulja Boy blurb, quick. is that really what it's supposed to say? more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: urgh, can we disemvowel Tori Spelling's comment? Really, she ought to know better than that! more » TransFat: Miley embrace your Destiny. Twas written in the Disney scrolls embedded in the cryogenic head of Walt Disney that there will come a girl who, "will le... more » mistersathingtonfroggleby: Don't Jon and Kate (ugh, I can't even believe I'm bothering) live in Pennsylvania? There is no alimony in PA. more » lorem oopsum: Maybe I am still recovering from the after-effects of last night's The Office wedding sweetness and my overactive hormones, but that quote by Cherry J... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Mackynzie? So unnecessary. But then, to expect anything else would be folly. more » Tippi Hedren: Paris Hilton does not need any more goddamn accessory animals. more » lanersg: Please all animal breeders, do NOT sell Paris Hilton any animals for pets. more » Tippi Hedren: 40 people hanged out in the yard? Horrible! more » CollegeCamel: Billy Ray is assigning WAY too much importance to twitter. more » TexasCrude: It shouldn't be so complicated but only Heidi knows for sure whether the baby eez een or eet eez out. more » chicanafalsa: 10%?!?! And loads of people are about to be laid off now that GM has declared bankruptcy. more » westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): Nothing about Obama's Cairo Speech? Really? Or are you just saving it for its own post? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, Jezebel.... more » -
#leftovers
Insurgents Bomb Women's Cafeteria • French Pedophile Asks To Be Castrated
• Two suicide bombers attacked a women's cafeteria and a faculty building at an Islamic university in Pakistan today, killing four people and wounding at least 18, in a bombing linked to the army's offensive against the Taliban. • More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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#newsat10
Obama Will Visit Concentration Camp, Draw No Parallels To American Behavior
- Barack Obama, after his meeting with Angela Merkel, will visit the ruins of the Buchenwald concentration camp. He will likely not compare our re-purposing of Abu Ghraib to the Russian's post-war re-purposing of Buchenwald for political prisoners. [UPI, Huffington Post]
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#leftovers
Roxana Saberi's Case To Be Reviewed • Maine & D.C. Take Steps Toward Legalizing Gay Marraige
• An An Iranian appeals court will review journalist Roxana Saberi's conviction next week. The announcement came after Saberi's family agreed not to hire several prominent lawyers, including Nobel Peace Prize winner Shirin Ebadi. • More » -
#newsat10
100 Days Of Right Wing Wackos Would Make You Weary, Too
- This week's New York Times Magazine cover story on Obama's first hundred days doesn't look exceptionally celebratory. It looks more like, "This is what 100 days as President will do to you." [NY Times]
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#newsat10
Dick Armey To Lead Nation In Mass Tea-Bagging; Barbara Bush Not Engaged
- Congratulations to MSNBC's David Schuster for the best tea-bagging pun ever: "if you are planning simultaneous tea bagging all around the country, you're going to need a Dick Armey." Yes, yes, you do. [Huffington Post]
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#newsat10
Republicans To Obama: Stimulate This!
Barack Obama may be frustrated with how his economic stimulus plans are proceeding, but hey, join the club: Everyone in Washington right now has something to be frustrated about. More » -
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#viewaskew
The View From Blago-ville Is Bananas
Governor Rod Blagojevich continued his campaign for love and attention with the ladies of The View today, where he talked about his potty mouth, being misunderstood, and why he wanted Oprah as his Senator. -
#talkingouttheirasses
The View Takes Blagojevich Cue, Heads For New Low
Thought you'd heard enough uninsightful commentary on "Senator" Roland Burris from Congressman Bobby Rush? The women of The View aren't about to let you! Watch as they mangle pronunciations, facts and constitutional law. -
#newsat11
Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal
Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness, which is why, in the spirit of the Inaugural concert series, we're inaugurating something of our own. -
#crappyhour
And A Crappy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Morning
Christmas is almost here, and Spencer Ackerman and I know that some among you probably aren't done shopping yet. We've got some ideas from dolls to pardons, in between musings about Cheney and Cox [sic]. -
#newsroundup
You're Going To Need This Puppy To Get Through The News
- The Bidens plan to add to their household by getting another puppy from the pound. Double puppy snuggles! [Huffington Post]
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#crappyhour
Obama — Not You — Is The Person Of The Year
In the midst of the hour, Time (unsurprisingly) announced that Barack Obama was its Person of the Year. Ana Marie Cox and I aren't mad, though, we swear!
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#newsroundup
Barack Obama Elected President Again!
- Enough states' electors have cast ballots for Obama by now that, today, he was officially elected President of the United States. [MSNBC]
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#crappyhour
Chris Rock's Daughters Want To Be BFF With The Obama Girls
To try to come in like a lamb and go out like a lion, today Ana Marie Cox and I talk puppies, pedicures, Elvira, Bill Kristol, and the death of journalism. Do lions cry?
