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more about #rockoflove jeepgirl: If you insert a coin into the slot, he turns Tom Hanks into a kid. more » CrankyOldBroad: So THAT'S how he does it: a little on the inside corners of the eye, 3/4 smudge around the outside. Thank god this mystery has been solved. more » ElleL: I want this book on Audio, STAT. This will provide hours of entertainment on my drive to work. :) more » Tippi Hedren: I'm not gonna hate, because I will read every single page and love it... BUT, I think I'm going to have to pick up one of those sticky text book cover... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: The Reality of My Rock and Roll Fantasy? So...does that mean your reality is, in actuality, your rock and roll fantasy? Does that in turn mean your ro... more » kaiwhakamarie: For some reason this makes me think of Bowie in 'Blue Jean'. But then again, it could just be because I'm a huge Bowie psycho nut. I always thought Br... more » argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: my friend and i watched an e! true hollywood story on him two weeks ago because we couldn't find the remote and neither of us wanted to get up. i know... more » tscheese: That detox diet isn't treating you well, Angelina. ...Wait, that's a dude? more » megnificent: From the People article: the car crashes that nearly took his life... If you're talking about the various Rocks of Love, Mr. Michaels, I believe the p... more » Kivrin: I kicked ass at "Talk Dirty to Me" in Guitar Hero III. That is all. more » Jello Mix: Is he doing the poor man's facelift? more » LaComtesse: "Reinvention from rocker to reality star." Shouldn't that read "Massive downhill tumble from A-list celebrity to national joke"? more » Mary McCarthyite: oh, hai, cheekbonz... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I assume there is a hot cup of coffee that was cut out of the picture and he was just blowing way the steam. more » megscissorhands: He looks like a sheik. A very "pretty" sheik. Also, I think some photoshopping went into those (kinda dilated??) baby blues... more » JinxyMcDeath: Doctor: Mr. Morgan, I don't know how to say this...you have...De-a-butt-is? Tracey Morgan: I have Diabetes? Doctor: Ah, yes. That's how you say it. more » jeepgirl: Chapter 11: How to Coordinate a Bandana with every Outfit/Occassion. more » VegetableServing: I love memoirs, but something tells me there won't be anything particularly introspective about his. more » Maritsa: The index should be awesome. Diabeedus.....14, 90Extensions, hair, and how I do not have them.....1"Every Rose Has Its Thorn".....24-36, 100, 156Penic... more » YourScreenplaySucks: Egads! At first glance, I thought that was Angelina Jolie. more » -
#poison
Diabeedus
Bret Michaels's autobiography Roses & Thorns—out on June 23—will detail his childhood, DUIs, and reinvention from rocker to reality star. His nails look as pretty as his eyeliner in this cover photo. [People] -
#realityprinciple
In Defense Of Reality TV
Today, in the Washington Post, Robin Givhan writes that "a curse has befallen the best of trash television. It has been afflicted by hubris. It has succumbed to uninspired titillation." And that's a bad thing?
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#ilovemoney2
This Girl Is On Something, Right?
On last night's premiere of I Love Money 2, one girl seemed…loopy. She became so unhinged that she freaked out on the camera crew, screaming at them about how they exploit "stupid fucking idiots." More » -
#hairapparent
20 Years Of Bret Michaels' Hair
Bret Michaels puts more effort into covering up his scalp than most Rock of Love contestants do with their breasts or crotches. What's a goin' on under that bandanna?
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#trashtv
Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
So basically, Charm School awards $100,000 to the woman most willing to stop making good reality TV. -
#theyearthatwas
20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008
From ANTM's menstrual cramps, to Bobby Brown's farts, to drunk women urinating on couches, we bring you the 20 Best (meaning, sometimes horrifying) Reality TV Show Moments of 2008.
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#trashtv
Charm School: When Contestants Fill Up On Liquid Confidence
Last night's episode of Charm School was a clips reel of never-before-seen footage. That means: scenes of contestants at their drunkest. Plus, Sharon Osbourne attacked one of the women this weekend at the reunion taping. -
