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more about #robinwilliams sweetnsassy2: The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness more » freewrite: Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL! more » LatestBy: This is art. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell. Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Re... more » Snowbunny: I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people. more » Penny: I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this." Yeah, I loved it. more » femme-bot: When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!? more » wishing upon: I borrow my mom's Oprah Show 20th anniversary DVD occasionally, and I gotta say, it's better than a damn self-help book. I'm gonna miss you Oprah! more » beautifullittlefool: can we talk about the sweater she is wearing in the tom cruise 1988 bit? and by talk, i mean, holy f-ing best sweater evvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrr.... more » RousseMacabre: Best thing about the Oprah Show. LLLIIIIIIIIIZZ LLLEEEMMMOONNN!!! more » kookla: I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE!... more » Anna: We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever: [jezebel.com] more » lobstr: Awesome compilation! Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was th... more » TexasCrude: Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs? more » this_charming_one: There should be an iPhone app where you record your name and then have a playback of Oprah screaming it like in the videos. Hey, there's an app to so... more » 4eyes: while she sounds the same, oprah looks so different in every clip.... absolutely fascinating more » ihateyourescalade: Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her. more » yvanehtnioj: Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowe... more » KelseyElle: My politics professor was making fun of Oprah today and saying how stupid it is that people are making a big deal about her show ending. I absolutely ... more » Ultraprison!: Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!" Als... more » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink
- Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]
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Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
- Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard
- Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.
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Sorry Ladies, You're Probably Too Smart To Date Gerard Butler
- Gerard Butler says he's more concerned with how a woman looks than what she thinks: "Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman; right now I want a dumb woman." [ShowbizSpy]
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Jon Denies Kids Are Overworked; Did Kanye Dub Himself New "King Of Pop"?
- Jon Gosselin said accusations made by Kevin and Jodi Kreider (Kate's brother and his wife) that his kids are overworked are absurd. He questioned the Kreider's credibility on the matter saying, "They were only in seasons one and two, anyway."
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Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
- Last night Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson called a locksmith because Sam lost her house keys. While he was working Lindsay found an open window crawled in. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay wouldn't pay.
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Jon And Kate Plus 8's Marriage May Be Over, Says Kate
- Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says she and Jon may be through. "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says.
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Rihanna & Chris Brown: Getting Married?
- There will be more on this in Midweek Madness, but this is bananas: Star says that Chris Brown proposed to Rihanna in Miami. Secret wedding?!?! [Star]
