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more about #robin jeska: Man, my favorite thing about Facebook posts are the sheer number of self-righteous posts about how much social networking sucks. "I deactivated my Fac... more » cirocco: Calling what this woman did "stalking" is like referring to sex as rape. more » Dictator for Life: I got a sad message on facebook the other day. The subject was, "Does MHCC mean anything to you?" and the message said, "If so I have been searching ... more » ihateyourescalade: Is there a cutesy term for "invented trend we're reporting on solely because we thought of a cutesy term for it"? more » funnyface: Inspired by this post, I looked up first kiss guy. Probably not going to friend him, but he grew up cute and sorta reminds me of my husband. He's ju... more » sequined: I love looking up people I used to know, but not for hooking up purposes. I like knowing that my ex best friend only had two bridesmaids while her hu... more » AnotherJenn: The thing I like about Facebook is that it confirms for me that people I left in my past really deserved to stay there. That old high school boyfrien... more » rednrowdy: i found my ridiculous college crush on facebook - i had seen pictures of him online before and was all 'meh', but his profile shot on fb brought up so... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I have a confession to make, you guys. I was curious about the love of my middle school life who I made out with like, twice and never spoke to again... more » NefariousNewt: I fear the day any of my old girlfriends find me on FB. There are things best left buried in the past. more » FattyCatty: Am I the only person who has never looked up an ex online? more » snark_shark: I use Facebook mainly for the games, like Farmville. Way more fun than stalking. more » jianna: My mom did this via Classmates.com. Divorced my dad, a few years later she married a guy she knew from high school. I've heard the term retrosexual ... more » colormeroutine: My high school boyfriend found me on facebook years after we broke up. Nothing made my day like finding out he was still living with his mother and st... more » Nariel: I don't friend anyone on Facebook I don't talk to regularly or anyone I wouldn't want in my house when I'm in sweatpants. That's the cardinal rule of ... more » morninggloria: I don't really care about the past loves; I just like checking on their new girlfriends to make sure that I'm cooler. more » RyanB: Ever since I deactivated my Facebook account 5 months ago, I feel whenever I read or hear about Facebook like I'm taking a nice trip to the zoo. Peopl... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Facebook: doing no one any favors. more » hydrogen_jukebox: I'm only friends with people I see on a regular, or semi-regular basis, or who I know want to keep in touch. It's a good rule of thumb for any kind of... more » Percy: My high school boyfriend recently found me on Myspace after fifteen years. He wanted to know how I've been, and my opinion on why his marriage was fal... more » -
#clips
Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
Remember that guy you made out with one summer at camp? Good Morning America thinks he may be your soulmate. The clip at left exposes the new "retrosexual" trend, in which people date past loves after finding them on Facebook. -
#vaginamonologues
Last Night Joan Rivers' Vagina Got Roasted
On last night's Comedy Central's Roast of Joan Rivers, an assortment of (mostly) not-that-famous celebrities paid homage to the groundbreaking comedienne Joan Rivers by cracking jokes about her supposedly old, decrepit, used-up, nauseating, ugly vagina... and face. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Brown's Lawyers Say Rihanna Shouldn't Testify; No Juicy Fight For Jen & John
- Chris Brown's lawyers are arguing that Rihanna shouldn't have to testify in court because her name and other information was leaked. They say she shouldn't be forced to compromise her privacy any further. [TMZ]
