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more about #robertpattinson la.donna.pietra: Tell you what, Rob, you wear a tux and play piano on a beach in Nice and I'll loll on the piano in a sultry temptress dress, and we'll both have our d... more » logruszed: I hate Robert Pattinson, every time I take my girlfriend Cho Chang out for tea all she wants to do is talk about him. It really pisses me off. Also, ... more » logruszed: every rich person who cheats is a sex addict. It's a fact! more » BytheSea: Sparklevamp plays piano? And writes songs? So, according to anging bandos like Sabastian Bach, who explained the invention of the keytar (the guys who... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Rehab? Tiger's gonna be on Tool Academy? more » onestrawplz: Long Island has castles??? more » marciax3: Tiger needs to hurry up and get his divorce. Put out a press release about working on being a good father and his love of "the game of golf." He'll ... more » dirtybee: To all the 12-year olds across the globe: I feel ya. I remember when Jon Bon Jovi got married when I was 9 years old. I was devastated :( more » femme-bot: alleged romps with pancake-house hostess Mindy I'd be more pissed about the cliche then I would about the cheating. more » minniebaninnie: Yeah, because the women George has been dating in recent years really seem capable of brilliant witticisms. Ok that's mean, and maybe his myriad cock... more » Bitingpika: Oh, Lady Gaga, some of your fans are already 45. more » salthegeek: There is castle on Long Island ? more » janusjana: 1. I am sleep-deprived, and read J-Lo as saying "I love the [female]-empowering massage". Which, you know, I *do*. 2. Meryl Streep is fucking rad BU... more » apricotta: Can someone explain why Tiger Woods would "go to rehab to get the treatment he needs"? Rehab? Really? more » MakeMeSmile: I'm so happy Tiger's mom is mad at him, so many Mamma's stick up for that bad boy sons--it's good to see one openly upset at hers. more » BlondeGoddess: The idea of George being on a disastrous date with Madonna makes my Sunday. more » hughman: ms. streep really does make me strive to be a better person. tiger woods, however, does not. more » heykoukla: I love Meryl Streep, I think she's fabulous, and has a great perspective on life and filmmaking. But every time I read these quotes, I think "Why does... more » InABook: Hmm, the GaGa shoot is interesting.... but Kanye looks a little dead-eye in the one he's in, and it almost looks like she's photoshopped into his arms. more » yet i: i think that the words : jonas + 12 year olds + married + castle make me think : oh, child. you are a child. you got married to get laid, didn't you?... more » -
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George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother
- George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.
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Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
- Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.
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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
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Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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Taylor Lautner And His Army Of Woo Girls Blow Edward Cullen Off The Stage
While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours." Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds. More » -
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Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
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#criticalmass
Critics Say New Moon, Twihards Suck
The reviews for New Moon are terrible, with critics trashing the script, director, actors, CGI, and even Twihards themselves, saying the film panders to fans who wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them. More » -
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Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More » -
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Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#maghag
Pirates Trump Vampires!
Contrary to earlier reports, Robert Pattinson is not People's "Sexiest Man Alive." Johnny Depp is, and, like Brad Pitt and George Clooney he's now been SMA twice. Go ahead and call Rob "Sexiest Undead Man" if you want. [People] -
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Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company... More » -
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
