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more about #robbiewilliams more comments → BetteD: I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response: "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either." I think we shoul... more » TransFat: I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpen... more » phantom lady: Ang Lee had a sex change? I am all sorts of confused by what he is trying to say. #seanpennhugochavez more » mariamariamaria: Hugo Chavez, sit down and shut it! #seanpennhugochavez more » ketamineKitty: I like the phrase "one smoke of pot" #seanpennhugochavez more » lilbobbytables: Ok, so I have a strong and unexplainable fondness for Rob Zombie. The fact that he also dislikes my least favorite Hollywood trick (remakes!!!!!!!) me... more » hortense: Dodai, did you see Wanda Sykes' latest standup special? It was hilarious. I think she'd be great, too. My guess is that they offer it to Neil Patric... more » sybann: Wow - Mel Gibson CAN actually act! I thought he WAS masculine and manly. #seanpennhugochavez more » hellosunshine: I read that as Mad Max: FURRY Road and suddenly, Mel Gibson's old-timey lion tamer 'stache made sense. #seanpennhugochavez more » ytuhermanotambien: Michael Lohan, did your lawyer forget to tell you it's illegal to record conversations without the person's consent? #seanpennhugochavez more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Oh congrats, Reese, you get to play yet another Hollywood White Person To The Rescue. At the risk of sounding like Michelle Tanner, puh-leeaasee. #sea... more » cuteasabutton: I never understand when lawsuits are brought up for something that happened such a long time ago for a video, album etc. I mean, if he really owed the... more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I definitely read this as "Ashton Kutcher's best friend is a RABBIT named Yehuda Berg from the Kabbalah center." and thought, aw, how sweet! #seanpenn... more » Hooplehead: News flash Joe Jackson, that is YOUR SON that you are talking about. I'm sure your other kids and Michael's children just love that you're minimizing... more » cuteasabutton: I don't care about your voice Jemaine, I just want a taste of your sugalumps. Your dungarees make me hungry. #seanpennhugochavez more » -
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star
- Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:
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Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
- Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]
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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
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Chris Brown Arrested For (Allegedly) Assaulting Rihanna
- Instead of appearing at the Grammy Awards, Chris Brown - seen at left with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party - was arrested for a felony battery.
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Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!
- Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]
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