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more about #richpeople Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): The juxtaposition of this article with the one about the Afghan women protesting has cause my brain to spatter across my monitor. Thanks a lot. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Well, fuck that and fuck them. The doctor, her patients, all of them. I'm sick of being called upon to admire vain spendthrifts who contribute nothing... more » CherriSpryte: She stole this idea from me! My Institute Boot-ay has been doing butt facials for years! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Well, I'm no Doctor, but there's your problem right there. Pls to pay $300? more » starke: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that she is onto something completely revolutionary here. Anyone have major foot pain, like me, that preve... more » fol_de_rol: Callus removal is entirely fruitless. Your feet grow calluses because they need protection. I have learned to accept my calluses rather than shaving t... more » LaFemme: I actually really want injections in the balls of my feet so they don't hurt as much. My regular podiatrict might just do this though without all the ... more » stacyinbean: I wish people would stop using French words in the names of their stupid salons, it does not make you sound classy, AT ALL. more » meritxell: an erotic life: Is it terrible that I actually kind of love those boots? more » Shamrockette: I wonder if they use fish oil in their 'foot facial', so I'd have an excuse to call those shoes 'fishnets'. more » CurtCole: Because guys check your hooves out before anything else, this is right up there with anal bleeching. more » tscheese: Also my feet look startling. They resemble skis. They are currently adorned with chipped aquamarine-colored Wet n' Wild. There's a giant scar on one. ... more » elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: I don't have a desk to slam my head against. My lengthy second toes make my feets look elegant as hell, thank you very much. In my Teva flip-flops. more » linnyt is a walking cliché: My feet are not much longer than 7". There is no possible way to wear shoes like that. I just measured my foot and it is 8.5". I would be standing on ... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: I saw an LA-based comedian (opened for Pauly Shore and I don't care what you think, he's still funny) who said the only way he could tell the age of w... more » tscheese: Oh, and, hey, designers? It's not going to give you the plague to make some god damn larger shoe sizes once in awhile. A lot of your moddles are like ... more » hello.kitty: This Chinese recessionista is saving pedicure money old style--footbinding. more » ronaldpagan: This is a really good idea if you have infinite money and want to fuck a foot fetishist. more » Miss. Money-Sterling: For whatever reason, ever since I was a kid I've had really really wrinkled palms and soles. When I was in college a life drawing instructor chided me... more » tscheese: I don't care what kind of lotions and potions that credulous wealthy people put on their feet. Call it an upscale cosmoceutical pedicure or whatever. ... more » -
#toottoottootsie
Recession + Foot Facial = Does Not Compute
The glamorous podiatrist of Park Avenue attempts to make this not an oxymoron, fails to make it not ridiculous. More » -
#deepthoughts
Paris Hilton Is One Of The Most Down To Earth People She Knows
Just when you forget about Paris Hilton, she's back! In philosophical mode: here she tells Esquire "what she's learned." It's vintage — like, 2004 — Paris: good, bad, ugly and plain weird. And strangely comforting!
