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more about #rhysifans more comments → ♥ dosido☮: That Eminem quote is breathtaking. Dude is as sharp as a marble. more » Cunning_Linguist: Doesn't anyone else think that Eminem's XXL cover is terrifying?! It reminds me of Britney's Circus photoshopping: more » fulanita: The only thing more insufferable than the thought of Eat, Pray Love: The Movie, is the thought of Eat, Pray Love: The Movie with Julia Roberts in it. more » ElleL: Why is Eminem suddenly relevant? He has s terrible single out with an even worse video. This isn't 1999, get the F out. And if you are referring to m... more » musicpup: Can someone explain to me why a permanent restraining order, which implies it will stay in place FOREVER, only lasts three years? more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): "Oh My God, you guys!! I can't BELIEVE you'd think I have an eating disorder! I'm just like, really busy! And chasing after kids is a great work ou... more » jemandtheholograms: I'm glad the hypnotizing thing worked out well for Mel B, because otherwise she could have ended up on stage doing obscene yoga positions and having n... more » tscheese: Oh, Eminem: You can appreciate Lil Wayne using different words to rhyme and actually rhyming words that you know. I HATE listening to hip-hop that h... more » lunch box: Miley Cyrus = Gonzo? Please tell me she named the chicken Camilla. more » meritxell: an erotic life: Who the hell needs a 13 bedroom apartment? How many Malawans is Madge planning on ganking anyway? more » Abra: $40 million could help a lot of orphans in Malawi, Madge. more » vamusical: Maybe the lady stalking David Caruso thought he was sending her some secret code with the donning/removal of his sunglasses. more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Does anyone else giggle when they read "The Tudors" because you want to say it like "The Tooters" and then imagine a sexy family of royals sitting in ... more » Understater: Lindsay: "Thanks for the ride, mum."Dina: "PLEASE...TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" more » RainyKate: "Nicollette Sheridan] performed the aging neighborhood tramp better than anyone has ever done before." That's a backhanded compliment if I ever heard ... more » -
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Madonna's Moving On Up; Shia Discusses Gruesome Hand Surgery
- Madonna purchased a $40 million Upper East Side townhouse equipped with 13 bedrooms, nine fireplaces, and an elevator. She'll stay in her other NYC residence while she renovates her new fixer-upper. [New York Magazine]
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Madonna's Adoption Delayed
- Madonna is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [Times of London]
- Madonna's adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.
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