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more about #reuters Snowbunny: Finally, men can experience trying to wiggle out of a girdle in the bathroom stall making as little noise as possible so you can eat more! But where ... more » sj001: Darn, the link has flipped to a story about New Mexico. more » MargaretMoony: For some reason when I could only see the title and half of the picture, I thought this had to do with pubes. I am both relieved/saddened to see that... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Since teen movie references are exploding from me today, let's see if anyone gets this one... It's me! Wally! White Ass Wally! more » cand86: Optimally, though, this should be sold with codpiece, yes? more » RenoDakota: I think women's shapewear looks just as absurd. I'd never try to hook up with a guy while wearing my Spanx. more » imamouse_duh: The purpose of shapewear is to allow the wearer to sport tight clothing, no? Then wouldn't the zipper defeat said purpose? more » velcrosneakers: Is this a cock bib for winter? more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Well, you'll never find one of these under a romance hero's pirate shirt. more » anonymousryan: "Alright guys, shirts vs skins!" "Uh... " more » Adah: Dennis Reynolds would approve. more » LaComtesse: With the inception of this, once the Jacobian ruff comes back we'll be exactly where I want to be fashionwise.... more » trikota: ...also... If I am to see shapewear, I want to see it on someone who actually needs it. And I am using the word "want" very loosely. more » mirrorghost: it'd look less weird on a less hairy dude though. but still very weird. and dumb. did he shave his chest hair into that shape?? more » sayah: It looks like a colostomy bag with legs! more » femme-bot: Yay! Now men can look just as ridiculous as women!! more » Scout: i suddenly want to dance. more » prismatism is Team Bella: What is a Pud? If they're that irresistable, I think I may need to try one... :( my delusional boyfriend would probably be very happy to receive thi... more » marciax3: Come to my bed with that thing on and see what happens. Not a Goddamn thang. more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: The photo alone I can't "unsee"! more » -
#manx
"Could Provide The Perfect Christmas Present For Men Who've Had Too Many Puds"
I doubt any of us needed much help imagining exactly what the infamous male "shaper undergarment" would look like. But too bad! Here's a visual! A video visual! And yes, it's that much harder to scrub from the brain! [Reuters] -
#reportage
Don't Forget "Toothless," Reporter!
"World Cup fever has spread to South African grannies, with hundreds of poor, elderly women in aprons and skirts fighting for the ball in township games." [Reuters]
