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more about #republicanparty more comments → ginseng_you_sing: More diverse thinking? They've pretty much shut out a lot of people with their views so...what and who are left? more » Ultraprison!: all i can think of is REAGAN SMASH!! more » kkatt: What is #4 about? Is this a union law? more » boobookitteh: I just said this, but I'll say it again, because it amuses me.... This is set up like the DSM - they list out symptoms and you have to hit a minimum ... more » lady_justice: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would not have stood for this shit - FOR ANY OF IT - and for this, the... more » Jezebellicose/Queenjulie: It's true that love waits--I waited until I was 23 to fall in love properly. But that doesn't mean I didn't have a hell of a lot of great sex long bef... more » willwriteforfood: Um, how many of these checkpoints would Jesus pass? more » willwriteforfood: Well, ideological stress tests certainly make membership a lot easier to figure out. Why bother with cordial dissent, compromise, negotiation or actua... more » kentuckienne: I'm 0-10. This pleases me immensely. more » Blueberry26: "President Reagan believed, the resolution notes, "that someone who agreed with him 8 out of 10 times was his friend, not his opponent." Hence the pr... more » Sarcasmatic: The Republican party on... The Economy: "We can fix it by doing nothing." Health Care: "We can fix it by doing nothing." Environment: "There is no... more » Lymed: Isn't this why the GOP lost the Congressional seat to Bill Owens? more » PaintedTrollop: I saw an old friend of my father's yesterday. This guy was a big enough deal in the GOP to be granted private audiences with St. Ronnie whenever he tr... more » funzette: In other news, Cleanliness is next to Reaganness. Reagan, we are the GOP; oh make us one Like drops in the trickle-down river Oh, make us now togeth... more » canthelpmyself: The party of NO has spoken. You WILL agree with ALL of their ideas, or they are going to kick you out of the sandbox. Grow up republicans, you can't... more » -
#97percentpure
Purity Balls: Republican Party Proposes Test For Politicians
A new purity test for Republicans seeking party support asks if potential GOPers support of the Defense of Marriage Act, are against government funding for abortion, and are ready to bow down and fellate the ghost of Ronald Reagan. More » -
#ohmakemeover
Pimp My GOP: How The Republican Party Can Become Relevant Again
Friends, the Grand Ol' Party ain't looking so grand these days. Even John McCain is saying he thinks the GOP needs a makeover. And while I don't work for Style or We, I think I have a few tips. More » -
#clips
Roberta McCain Is No Dittohead
Last night on The Tonight Show, John McCain's mom, Roberta, bashed Rush Limbaugh saying, "I don't know what he is. But he does not represent the Republican Party that I belong to." Grumpy Grandmas FTW. More »
