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more about #reggielove more comments → Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: Sir- Do you like "LIKE" me? Please CIRCLE one. YES NO MAYBE -Reggie more » willwriteforfood: Sir- Don't let the bastards get you down. We still believe in you. Oh, and if you felt like smacking around a few Republicans, like, literally smac... more » morninggloria: Why isn't this in Arabic? OR KENYAN? more » CherriSpryte: Sir - Do you mind if I take the night off and take CherriSpryte out for drinks? - Reggie more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Sir - Your fly is down but your approval rating just went through the roof. Sincerely, Reggie more » mama_t: I kinda wish Reggie had folded it like we used to do in high school. Arrow, star, whatevs. Gives it that little something extra. more » kkatt: Sir - You're doing a good job. -Me more » CurtCole: How about calling him, Bona-fide Lady-Boner Inducer? Too cumbersome? more » Ipomoea: Somewhere, a batshit right-wing blogger is reading this as: "O Great Overlord- allow your fawning media minions one more softball question, then it's... more » boobookitteh: would you like to read that note out loud for us all to hear? more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I guess the "Sir" is important. Maybe this is why he never responds when I tell him through the tv to speed things up? I'll have to start saying "Com... more » WashingMyHair: What about the right wing favorite - Barack Osama? more » AuntieBee: I don't understand if this is aiming for snark or not. It seems perfectly reasonable to me. I know you are a pyjama-clad blogger, but I don't get ... more » -
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It's Hard Out There For An Aide
When you ask the President to stop talking, you have to start with "Sir." Less effective choices: Barry, Mr. O, Death-Panelist, Supreme Socialist Brainwasher. [BuzzFeed]
