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more about #redmondoneal more comments → Snowbunny: RE Will Ferrell: I hope you see a lot of Ron Burgundy in me sometime in the future. What can I say; 60% of the time it works every time. more » Snowbunny: I've been having a rough week at school and with holiday shopping and all, well, I would really like somebody to place me on house arrest. Just like ... more » SUNNY1: From the Us Weekly article: "Jolie, snacking on tomatoes, spoke with Farmiga about wearing fur and its brutality. " Why does this make me laugh so ha... more » WashingMyHair: So Teresa Giudice of Jersey Housewife fame somehow thinks that she an expert on exhibiting proper etiquette and manners? Okay..."Prostitution Whore"! more » logruszed: As screwed up as cheating is, if I were called and told "You know who this is because you're fucking my husband" I would still want to say "I'm sorry,... more » LBB: Noooo, Lily, come back, we need your cheeky lyrics D: more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I could totally see Simon Cowell yelling "Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!". more » TransFat: I've made that call...it's even less fun than you would imagine. I can't speak for Elin, but even though you do blame your SO(B), your masochistic sid... more » PilgrimSoul: I feel bad for Sara Rue. Obvs I know nothing about her health or anything, but the yoyo-ing of her weight suggests something's amiss. I'm not lookin... more » CherriSpryte: Every time people refer to Tiger Woods as "Tiger", this pops into my head. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I'm confused, because I thought Jaimee was the original girlfriend of Cockatool and Aida was his actual girlfriend that came in later and surprised Ja... more » rodmanstreet: I'm glad Gordon Brown has more important things to do than learn to tell Renee Witherspoon and Reese Zellweger apart. Oops! I mean Renee Zellspoon a... more » special_boots: If I ever marry and my husband cheats on me, I hope I have the grace to blame him, not her. And if I'm ever tempted to sleep with someone else's husb... more » MyNameIsChris: I would love to see some Ron Burgandy in Simon Cowell... more » femme-bot: Paid to stay in a marriage...how romantic. more » -
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Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
- Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.
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Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
- Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:
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Lindsay, Audrina Robbed By Same People? Aniston "Feuding" With Tina Fey
- Police are investigating whether the people who robbed Lindsay Lohan are the same people who broke into Audrina Patridge's home in February. Male robbers in both cases looks similar and in both incidents the burglars walked in through unlocked doors.
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Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
- Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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Vanity Fair's Farrah Profile Essentially A Ryan O'Neal Tell-All
In the new issue of Vanity Fair Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal are described as "the Angelina and Brad of their day," which seems unfair to Brad Pitt, considering he's never shot at or hit on one of his kids.
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SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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Brad Cast In Basterds After Getting Drunk & High With Tarantino
- How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:
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Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
- Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:
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Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
- As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
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Lindsay Eggs On The Paparazzi; Billy Bob Doesn't Blame Canadians
- Lindsay Lohan continued her post-breakup bender by hitting three clubs last night and throwing eggs at X17 photographers. [Us]
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The Ronsons Want Lindsay Restrained; Jessica Simpson Dropped From Label
- Samantha Ronson's family is seeking a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan, and confirming some of the troubling rumors about Lindsay's habits.
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Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
