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more about #redcarpet more comments → littlebunnyfoofoo: Ladies! You place your hand on your hip so that your arm doesn't squash up against your side and look twice its size! Come on! And don't stand with... more » Stabby McStabberson: amateurs. more » Plum-Pie: Yesterday I remembered an article from a few years ago, about the Half-Karen, a moddle pose in which your arms are folded across yourself for protecti... more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: It's okay, I have a default pose, too: Sitting down, leaning on the edge of my seat, big thumbs up and goofy grin. People make fun of me for it. more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: am I the only one who loved Miley's fractal dress??? more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: In the picture on the right, some guy floofed out her dress and held her stuff. I would look like that too, if some guy followed me around floofing ou... more » dirtybee: My personal favorite is where you have your back to the cameras, and then BAM! You turn your head a la Blue Steel. more » funnyface: I always hated the "coy glance over my shoulder" pose, personally. more » Lyesmith: "Those pictures will live forever." ... Come on. No one really gives a shit about those pictures. Or about the Academy Awards. Not really, at least. W... more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: Meanwhile all the menfolk just stand there in various degrees of tuxiness. The biggest variation I saw last night was between toes-out and toes-straig... more » morninggloria: Why don't more of them do the "broken down doll"? more » marshmallory: Hey, the hands on hips pose is flattering. I started doing it when I saw a photo of myself in which my upper arm looked like an eight-pound kielbasa. more » tscheese: I actually learned that I have no idea how to walk "like a woman". For some reason, on a number of separate occasions, people who do not know each oth... more » argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: i feel as though myspace has eliminated the need for any type of training in this regard... because really, what have social networking sites taught u... more » badmutha: I am tired of the teapot pose, but a few years ago there was the "ridiculously thrown back shoulders look while not breathing" thing done to perfectio... more » -
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Hollywood Actresses Are A Bunch Of Posers
Today, as we pour over Oscar fashions, it's important to remember that $5 million jewels and a custom fitted gown alone don't make an actress look fabulous - she needs a finely honed pose. More » -
