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more about #recall more comments → Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: The Hiram Monserrate thing is horrific. His victim doesn't want them to prosecute, though he's cut her face down to her skull. I'd be scared of him,... more » J.D.Regent: But diahrrea and vomiting will help me lose weight, right? more » sequined: With regards to women playing in the NBA, I have to wonder if taking the best women out of the WNBA would ultimately be bad for women in basketball. I... more » rodmanstreet: Ugh, can we just shorthand this one? I'm really not in the mood. "Women can't play basketball with men!" "Yes they can!" "They'll get hurt! Men are... more » MyNameIsChris: Are there any physical contact sports that have had mixed gender play? Just curious... more » token_illiterate_commenter: they may be contaminated with Bacilus cereus bacteria, which causes diarrhea, nausea, or vomiting. The goal is to make you lose weight, right? That'... more » Tippi Hedren: Re: the Slim-Fast Recall I got a notice from my grocery delivery service saying to discard any Slim-Fast immediately. Um... it's been about a year si... more » laurasaurus: The uterus looks more like a tornado here. Like, a smiling pink tornado with arms. And ovary-hands. Okay now that is a weird mental image. more » ScarletBegonias: [www.giantmicrobes.com] this website is the best! they have all different kinds of stuffed animals like the clap and sperm, and even pimples! more » ellaesther: This is making me think of a comment that my GP once made to me, when asking me if I was planning any more children: "You're not old. But your uterus ... more » westendgirl: I love Plushie Uterus's posture. "Yo, check it, I got eggs, bitches." more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: See, I just had my actual gallbladder stuffed after I had it removed. I prefer toys made out of all organic materials. more » Yes_Tim_Gunn: But the one missing an ovary might be just right for me! It's not awesome to have your GYN cheerily say (as mine did this morning) while escaping out ... more » msAnthrope: after my period this month, i was compelled to look up the word "mittlesmirtz." yes i'm thinking my own equipment should be recalled. more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Aww, I want to get a kidney one for my mom to squeeze to death the next time she has a kidney stone. more » -
#leftovers
Women May Play In NBA Within A Decade • Prostitutes Offer Free Sex In Protest
• NBA Commissioner David Stern says in the next decade women may join the NBA: "I don't want to get into all kinds of arguments with players and coaches about the likelihood, but I really think it's a good possibility." More » -
#ladytrouble
Your Uterus Has Been Recalled
I Heart Guts has issued a recall of their Uterus Plush because the toy failed a child toy safety standards test. More »
