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more about #realitybites more comments → anibundel: I get the sense that the White House's outrage about this is less about the security breach it represents, and more about how they *really* don't want... more » CrankyOldBroad: I like how you say "terrible reality stars" as though there are any good ones. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think John Cole said it very well on his blog earlier today. Even though these two were able to sneak into the state dinner, they still had to go th... more » Dauphine: And some people wonder why I would rather re-read Diana Wynne Jones's books than turn on the television. more » hughman: reality shows hit hot because the audience either mocks them or wants to be them which pretty much covers every demographic across the board. obvs. th... more » regazza_di_lupo: I wish Reality TV would die. It is almost never interesting, and I think it's making our society... more rude? It seems like we hold up these awful ex... more » LvV: I have no love for the Gosselins or that selfish Suleman woman, but the Salahis have crossed a line to me. The Gosselins and Suleman have made some sp... more » missinaction: It's interesting to read this post, Hortense, and I agree with a lot of what you say. I hate these shows, and the people who buy into them, and the p... more » Tartan_Tart (formerly Scarletbegonia): I don't watch reality shows (ok, other than Real Housewives of NY) because I realized that when you take away the manufactured drama and misleading ed... more » amazoncowgirl: This then is what the world, in such short space of time, has been reduced to. Make the pursuit of fame and money the most worthy occupation one ca... more » heykoukla: I used to watch quite a few reality shows, but I'm not currently watching any (it helps that I hardly get to watch TV anymore). I always thought it w... more » Acefreakly: there's always been a different between fame and infamy - we just seem to have forgotten that, thanks to the rise of reality television and celebrity ... more » LilSpitfire: They will benefit in the short term but it's too early to see what happens to them 20 years from now. Some reality stars to consider: 1. Puck from R... more » BowlingForDollars: I agree philosophically with you, Hortense, but as long as there is a public want for people/shows like this, it won't stop. And someone getting kill... more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: This is why I don't watch these shows. And I don't buy the magazines with these jerks on the cover. more » -
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Is There Any Real Punishment For Terrible Reality Stars?
There's no real penalty for being a jerk anymore. Sure, Michaele and Tareq Salahi might end up facing criminal charges after crashing a White House party, but in the end, they've already accomplished what they set out to do. More » -
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Winona Ryder On Public Life, Private Lives
Winona Ryder doesn't do much press anymore, but in an interview with BlackBook magazine she discusses her upcoming film The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, her relationship with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, and spending two decades in the spotlight. More » -
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Real World/Road Rules: When Teasing A Drunk Person Turns Abusive
Tonya of The Real World/Road Rules Challenge has been unraveling this season. She admits to having serious issues, which are a source of humor for her castmates. But their cruel teasing finally pushed her over the edge and she snapped. More » -
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Real World-er Wants To Use Reality Show To "Inspire F***ing Kids"
On last night's Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Wes declared that he wants to use the show as a platform "to inspire fucking kids to do the right fucking thing, to have ex girlfriends and boyfriends that believe in each other." More » -
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Katherine Jackson Won't Allow Michael's Kids To Be On Reality Show
Despite reports this morning that Michael Jackson's three children will appear on the Jackson family's A&E reality show, Katherine Jackson—the kids' legal guardian—told TMZ today that they will not appear on the show "in her lifetime." [TMZ] -
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Real World: Hitler Comparisons, Zombies, And Drunk Tap Dancing
Whenever the roommates do something bad, the next day they're like, "I don't know what got into me." Liquor got into them. Lots of it. On last night's episode, Emilee got wasted and tap-danced on Bronne's zombie magazine. Drama ensued. More » -
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Hoarders: When Pathological Conditions Stink
On last night's episode of Hoarders—A&E's new reality series about the treatment of those who suffer from the pathological condition—one compassionate therapist cleaned out her patient's bathroom, which was covered in human excrement. More » -
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Woman Insists Her Alcoholism Is Cultural, Seasonal
On last night's Intervention, Gloria said she doesn't believe she is an alcoholic. Instead, she says that she drinks heavily when the weather is nice, and because, as a black woman, "it's cultural." Her family, thankfully, vehemently disagrees. -
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Real World: Gay Guys Have The Best Gaydar
On last night's Real World episode, Jasmine went on a date with her crush's cousin JR, and it was obvious to everyone that she did so out of revenge. It was also obvious to everyone there that JR is gay. More » -
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Megan Wants A Millionaire: Solo Date With Murdered Model's Husband
This clip—from Sunday's episode—shows Megan on a date with Ryan Jenkins. VH1 has removed any mention and all episodes of MWAM from its site after Jenkins became a "person of interest" in the murder of Jasmine Fiore. More » -
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Big Brother Contestant Removed After Nervous Breakdown
Much of the reason behind Big Brother is to psychologically fuck with the houseguests. Well, this weekend, one woman finally flipped out, destroyed her microphone, attempted to destroy a set and accused another contestant of being an "extremist Muslim terrorist." More » -
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Who Else Is Sick Of Khloe Being Called "Big"?
On last night's premiere of Khloe and Kourtney in Miami, Khloe solidified herself as my favorite Kardashian when she hooked up with her coworker and woke up drunk the next day. Reality stars: Just like us at a younger age! More » -
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Real World: The Most Drinkinest Gal We've Ever Seen
As last night's episode illustrated, Jasmine has been drinking herself into a stupor over an unrequited crush she has on some idiot DJ. Many of us have been there before, but luckily, there weren't cameras around to catch it. More » -
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NYC Prep: This Girl Is The Face Of "Operation Smile"
Last night's season finale showed high school senior Jessie to be a stuck-up, rude, crazy, cruel, creature bitch charity organizer, who runs a tight ship, an "Operation Smile" Facebook page, and doesn't have time for people interested in volunteerism. More » -
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Intervention: Pizza And Texting
For most of us, "pizza and texting" sounds like a quiet weekday evening at home, but for heroin addicted Joey—featured on last night's episode of Intervention—the two are anything but. More » -
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Big Brother Contestant Details Her Horrific Assault
On last night's episode, Chima shared a very personal story with the other house guests about being raped—and almost murdered—by a serial killer. (She managed to escape, and the guy was put to death in 2003.) More » -
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Real World Roommate Gets Sent Home For Oversleeping
It's hard to be sympathetic for a reality show star whose sole requirement while living in a lush penthouse in paradise is to wake up at 8am once a week. Seriously, how much could an alarm clock in Cancun cost? More » -
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Big Brother Recap: Guy Insults Girl For Giving Him Head
Last night's episode set the stage for a giant blowup between Chima and Russell, which occurred later on the live feeds. Drinks and insults were thrown, including one about Russell's penis size, and another about how Chima sucked him off. More » -
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NYC Prep: Are Harvard Grads Really This Assy?
Ugh! On last night's NYC Prep, overachiever Camille took a trip to Boston with some friends to tour her dream school Harvard. Her tour guide—an alum/faculty member—was beyond obnoxious, and, as Kelly said, "had a weird voice." -
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Kathy Griffin And Jackie Collins Talk Sex And Literature
On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy met up with bestselling author Jackie Collins for some advice on her selling her forthcoming memoir Official Book Club Selection. Inevitably, the two swapped stories on their sexual encounters.
