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more about #realhousewivesoforangecounty Sherbet Gravel: Did Lynne have a pretend fight about anal with her invisible husband? "I told you... I told you I'm not doin that tonight, I'm not ready." Hah! Awe... more » theresacrane: Thank you thank you THANK YOU for this. I was hoping that you guys would post a recap after I watched last night's episode. Vicki had every right to... more » TurtleWexlerKickedMe: It's so interesting that we're only now seeing Simon's controlling side. Clearly, the fact that the rest of his life and finances are out of control i... more » SmallbutMighty: the whole "i don't LET my wife travel alone" is completely bizarre to me. To me it smacks of insecurity and possesiveness, not to mention a lack of tr... more » slowpoke.r: I thought it was hysterical and pathetic that Simon's criticism of Vicki is that she supposedly tells Tamra what to do. The problem isn't Vicki; it's ... more » deechirichi: I grew up in the same gated community where these women live, Coto De Caza, in Orange County. I went to Catholic school with Vicki's kids. My parent... more » Tippi Hedren: This is not even remotely surprising to me. Both sets of aunts and uncles live in gated communities in Southern California. One set is normal, the oth... more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Alexis' husband makes my skin crawl. Did anyone see the episode where she said it's her job to look good to keep him from cheating? Their whole dyna... more » Tchotchke: Lynne was out of her fucking mind and clearly stoned this entire trip, which was, interestingly enough, the only time I've ever found her likeable. A... more » PaigeTurner: I've always thought Tamra was a bad influence on Vicki. Tamra brought the cattiness within the cast to a whole new level. And wow. Lynn looks like a ... more » R_Claw: I hope Tamra divorces Simon, he seems controlling, vindicative, and like a complete and total mysogynist (sp?). It's kind of scary actually. more » Blueberry26: I couldn't stop cracking up every time the camera went to Lynn. Her eyes were super big and it was just ... crazy. She's probably still swollen from s... more » Armed with Vitriol: I can relate to Vicki here. In college all of my girl friends had boyfriends, and I never did. I was very independent, and I always got the impression... more » bluesbelle: Based on prior seasons, I never in a million years would've guessed that I would find myself liking Vicki, but it's happened... well maybe not like ex... more » JessaFields: If I ignore the terrible example she's setting for her daughters (in regards to body image and financial matters), I love Lynne. She seems good-hearte... more » FactCat: I was so hoping Vicki would smack Tamra when she kept begging and trying to drag her from her room to the boat ride. Lady, romantic cruises aren't so ... more » bluebears: Also watching those three men (Simon, Jim and Slade) sit around be catty bitches was nauseating. more » bluebears: Vicki isn't exactly a "feminist ally" but I agree that she's the only woman left who has actually made her own money instead of relying on her husband... more » KittyKittyCat: Dear Martha Stewart, I love and adore you. Will you adopt me so I can one day only bake with eggs I gathered with my own hands? Please? Love, KKC P... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Cynthia McFadden, you mean, mean girl! (And I'm kind of proud of Rachel Ray for not rising to the bait here, too! ha) more » -
#husbandsandwives
Real Housewives: What's The Deal With The Controlling Husbands?
On last night's episode, Vicki planned a "girls' weekend" in Fort Lauderdale, but two of the husbands (and Slade) insisted on tagging along, because—bizarrely—they don't "spend time apart." It's easy to see why this upset Vicki. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. More » -
#californiagirls
Real Housewives: Meet The New Girl
On last night's episode, Jeana—one of the two OG O.C. ladies—decided that she was "over" being on the show. Enter new girl Alexis, a stay-at-home-mom who seems a little more suited for the New Jersey cast. More » -
#dirtbag
Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
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Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
A mixed bag of Housewives participated in Bravo's "A-List Awards" last night, going shopping at Fred Segal with Lance Bass, and then giving a "fashion show" — narrated by Paris Hilton — of their purchases. More » -
#dirtbag
Another Adoption For Angelina?
- And then there were seven?!?! Angelina Jolie reportedly told one of the Slumdog kids that she is planning to adopt an Indian orphan. The papers will surely turn this into a race with Madonna. [Telegraph]
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#dirtbag
Grey's Anatomy Star In Car Accident
- Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight was in a three-car crash yesterday. He was not injured, but two other people were taken to the hospital by ambulance. [LA Times]
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#dirtbag
Britney In Concert: Letting Her Ladyparts Hang Out
- Too bad you missed Britney's Tampa concert: At the end of one number, she announced, "My pussy's hanging out." Why, yes, there is video. [TMZ]
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Rihanna Gets Some R&R
- Rihanna is currently on a beach in Mexico, and this picture on the cover of the NY Daily News is the first we've seen of her in a long while. [NY Daily News]
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#realhousewivesoforangecounty
Real Housewife Gets Called Out On Secret, Off-Camera Boyfriend
On last night's reunion show, we heard a juicy story about Gretchen - the younger woman with an older, terminally ill fiancĂ© - that corroborated a story a supposed boyfriend she had on the side. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Ne-Yo Says Chris Brown Is "Still My Homeboy"
- Ne-Yo, who worked with both Rihanna and Chris Brown, says the former "says she's fine." He says the picture of Rihanna "really hurt me to my heart, man." But he's not taking sides.
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#clips
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Season Ends, Materialism Continues
On last night's finale, the wives had a wrap party, which served as a way for them to one-up one another over new luxury possessions. Former cast members also attended; more after the jump. More » -
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Real Housewife Has A Real Dick For A Son
On last night's episode of Real Housewives, Jeana and Vicki took a trip to the Midwest to attend Jeana's eldest son's minor league baseball game. He was a total dick to her. More » -
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If You're Going To Be Gold Digger, Make Sure You Get It In Writing
On last night's episode the Housewives rallied around Gretchen, whose fiancĂ© was dying in the hospital, to tell her that she needs to cover her ass and be made a beneficiary on his life insurance. More » -
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Being A Mean Girl Will Keep You Younger Than Using Botox
It seemed that the Real Housewives' bitchy gossiping stemmed from sheer boredom, but judging from their high school-ish behavior on last night's episode, it might actually be part of their youth obsession. More » -
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What Would You Do If These Were Your Parents On A Family Vacation?
On last night's episode, some of the Housewives took their implants and bikinis to spring break hot spot Lake Havasu where they did shots, beer bongs, danced, cried, and then went back to dancing. -
#cuttingitout
O.C. Ladies Realize Plastic Surgery Is A Luxury, Not A Right
Now that the rich are, well, less so, they're making all sorts of stunning realizations! First, they learned they don't need private Pilates classes and now they're noticing that Botox is not a bare necessity. -
#newfaces
New Real Housewife, Same Old Silicone
There's a new Real Housewife of Orange County, Lynne. She was brought in to replace original cast member Lauri, after Lauri left to deal with her son's heroin addiction.
