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more about #realhousewivesofnewyork PrairieGirl: So, what that 12000 DOLLARS the cashier quoted? Surely that wasn't real. It looks like they're in a discount store. That's a lot of items for $12 000. more » JinxyMcDeath: Paris is a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. Remember when she was on Larry King after she got out of jail (how awesome was that!!!) and swore that she barely ever d... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: I can't check out the video now, but... what? Woman, we've got video evidence. more » thecameralovesyou: I hate myself for saying it but I actually find Paris WAY less annoying when she's speaking in her normal/non-baby voice. She's still pretty awful but... more » Triphena: How do gay men work into this equation? more » andBegorrah: Okay, okay, I think I've got it: Mean people suck; nice people swallow; ugly girls give head; and hottt girls only give head on camera. Is my Moral Ed... more » EdnasEdibles: I think using "sick" as a descriptor (which is what she was doing before the whole 'That's Huge' thing) for when something is cool sounds utterly weir... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think I would cry if my mother gave me that little talk. But then, my mother never took me to clubs as a preteen/young teenager to show me off to h... more » yourbffjill: "Who needs it? With the economy, no thank you!" Ha, I love it. You can correlate everything with current economic conditions. more » hovy: Of course Paris doesn't give head. How can she with all the shit spewing out of her mouth? more » Samanthrax: If there is video evidence to the contrary, and only ugly girls do it, then you're calling her ugly, and that is ugly snarking. more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Not just ugly girls Paris, fat girls too. How do you think we get popular? more » emilyanne: I am a loss as to why her mother would think this a reasonable piece of advice to pass on. What a bizarre thing to want to discuss with your daughter. more » Tchotchke: Why is Paris dressed like Prince Valiant on vacation in Morocco by way of Studio 54? I'm confused. more » EvilVaginaTroll: Paris is just an asshole. Thats all there is to it. trash me for saying that if you must but she is.That is all. more » JohanPaladin: How beautiful did Jill look? Tranformative, I felt. more » mfnher: Paris' act is getting a little transparent. more » ArtfulSlinger: Again, how can I trade careers with Andy Cohen???? From a shoe selling extra in Sex and the City to Bravo exec with his own TV show? more » MakeFetch: Please God, let the former Mrs. Usher change her mind about appearing on this show. Atlanta needs her! more » prestocaro fears the culling: I can hardly wait for RHoA. The expanse of time is dreadful. And NeNe, you are not alone. I, too, love a good crawl. more » -
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Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy went shopping with Paris Hilton, and they ran into RHONY Jill Zarin, who talked about fabric. Then we learned that Paris was taught that only ugly girls give blow jobs. More » -
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Real Housewives: Danielle's Sex Tape, Andy's New Show, Atlanta Preview, Kim's Wig Line
So much is going on in the Real Housewives franchise right now. Danielle successfully got the release of her sex tape blocked, reunion host Andy Cohen got his own late-night talk show, and the Atlanta season premieres July 30. More » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we'll collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. More » -
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Sneak Peek: Real Housewives Reunion (Part 2)
Tonight, Bravo will air part 2 of the Real Housewives reunion of which we have several preview clips containing lots of craziness. First up, Kelly and Bethenny discuss the whole "I'm here, you're here" fight. More » -
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10 Rounds Of Real Housewives Reunion Fights
The absolute best part of the RHONY reunion last night was when Kelly Bensimon said that "The grass isn't always greener. No matter how much fertilizer you have." Much more fertilizer after the jump. More » -
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Real Housewives Finale, Plus Sneak Peek At The Reunion Special
On last night's season finale, the gals pulled off Jill's "chahhh-ritty" event, so "kadoos" to them. "Kadoos" also to Jill's friend who kept hitting on Kelly. After the jump, clips from the upcoming reunion special! More » -
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Real Housewives: Kelly Vs. Bethenny, Round 2
After their first sit down, for which Kelly showed up "brarless" and angry, she and Bethenny decided to take another stab at clearing the air. It's obvious that Kelly sucks at fighting with words. More » -
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Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
A mixed bag of Housewives participated in Bravo's "A-List Awards" last night, going shopping at Fred Segal with Lance Bass, and then giving a "fashion show" — narrated by Paris Hilton — of their purchases. More » -
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Countess LuAnn "Feels Passionate" About Not Going Dutch
On last night's Real Housewives, LuAnn and her ghostwriter worked on Class With the Countess. Topics covered: Mortification at the prospect of paying for your own dinner, and how many cheeks should be kissed. More » -
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Kelly Bensimon Delivers Verbal Smack Down
Kelly Bensimon arranged a sit-down with fellow Housewife Bethenny, showed up 30 minutes late with no brarawn, and informed Bethenny that the two women are "not friends." Bethenny—and the rest of us—were like, "Doye." More » -
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Will Real Housewife Countess LuAnn Lose Her Beloved Title?
Now that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has split from her husband, will she retain the title that she holds so dear and thrusts upon pizza boys and friends? A nobility lesson, after the jump. More » -
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LuAnn's Insistence On Being Called "Countess" Is Not Very Civilized
On last night's episode of Real Housewives, LuAnn repeatedly reminded the pizza boy, Kelsey Grammar, and the American Cancer Society that she is to be addressed as "Countess" - all in the course of one day.
