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more about #realhousewives more comments → ClockOnTheStove: Stocking stuffer for Russell Brand!!!1 more » twirlywhirly: Somehow I can't imagine a "catfish pussy" to be very clean. more » furthermore: You guys, Jezebel has totally ruined me. I used to think John Mayer was a total arse, then I started reading tweet beat and following him on twitter ... more » MargaretMoony: Aw, Russell Brand's a cat person! And DEAR GOD Simon Pegg is super awesome! But, we already knew that. more » Scout: wants to be married to Simon Pegg. (and Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, Lee Pace etc etc) i hate myself for reading these twatter threads, by the way. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Stumbling on stage keeps you humble? Funny, I would think that it was not knowing what the Bush Doctrine or the names of the newspapers you read are t... more » Penny: House Wives Anecdote. This morning my boss (a Chief Merchandising Officer) was leading a meeting and when someone was late he said "you're tarty to t... more » MalinaMango: Soulja Boy's tweet inspired me to read about catfish anatomy. Female fish use the same hole for defecation, urination and sex, so I'm guessing that be... more » ElleL: So what happens when Low Battery sexts you for a Golden Shower, Mayer? Does that mean your Shower Head needs a changing? Cheat FAIL. more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: John Mayer, you may be a jerk, but damn you're a genius. more » bluewine: Ha, Russell Brand's tweet is the perfect companion to his quote from the dirt bag this morning. more » TransFat: I was raised in the tribe, so forgive my ignorance but, you water a Christmas tree? I haven't felt this much like "Cid the Yid" since I lived in Chica... more » RenoMartini: Well now we know what Sarah Palin's book looked like before her ghost-writer edited it..... more » curiousgeorgiana: If her stupidity embarrasses her as much as tripping, Sarah Palin must be the most humble person alive. more » logruszed: I liked Scrubs, but really don't like Zach in anything else. But being a pilot is really neato! more » -
#tweetbeat
Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
#girlsgirlsgirls
Showtime Revives The L Word As Reality Series
Showtimes is bringing back The L Word as a reality show about six lesbians who live in L.A.. The Real L Word: Los Angeles is described as "a lesbian answer to Bravo's Real Housewives franchise." [Variety] -
#tvwatch
Channeling Stereotypes Of Men & Women On TV
Can you imagine a sitcom called Fat Wife, where a hot husband comes home to a chubby/sloppy chick plopped in front of the TV? The cartoon at left, seen on Sociological Images, is satire: More » -
#criticalmass
Miami Social Lacks Housewives, Real People
Bravo's new reality series Miami Social premieres tonight, but critics say the cast of ambiguously employed 30-somethings devoted to gossiping and drinking themselves into a stupor are not only barely watchable, but barely human. More » -
#playinghostess
Real Housewives Host "Yenta Hour" Of Today
Cast members from The Real Housewives franchise will be co-hosting the fourth hour of Today with Hoda Kotb this week. Today was Bethenny Frankel's turn. She dished on the New Jersey cast, confessing that one of them hates her. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Amy Winehouse Documentary In The Works; Oksana's Mom Denies She Broke Up Mel's Marriage
- Interviewer Daphne Barak is filming a documentary about Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia that will be released later this year. Barak promises a "truthful and revealing look at her complicated life." [People]
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#90210
Bravo Looks For Real Housewives In Beverly Hills
Color everyone unsurprised. Bravo is casting for another Real Housewives, looking for "outgoing, exciting, strong, focused women who reside in and around the Beverly Hills…with defined opinions and views…and an active social calendar." [TMZ] -
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#criticalmass
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: As Fake As The "Buh-Bies"
The Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres tonight, and critics say it's the most "real" of Bravo's Real Housewives series... if you believe everything on The Sopranos was real. More » -
#realhousewives
Atlanta, New York, O.C. Housewives Reunite At Bravo's A-List Awards
A mixed bag of Housewives participated in Bravo's "A-List Awards" last night, going shopping at Fred Segal with Lance Bass, and then giving a "fashion show" — narrated by Paris Hilton — of their purchases. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Woman Who Texted Chris Brown Was His Manager; Idol Urges Voters To Ring Sex Number
- Sources say the woman who texted Chris Brown, "triggering" the assault on Rihanna was his manager Tina Davis, 40, who is rumored to have had a relationship with Brown when he was 16. [TMZ]
