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more about #rap Snowbunny: God those animals are the best ever. I wish my cat acted like that around vacuums. more » stealthird: Can I borrow that cat and that vacuum? I need it to keep my bratty, headstrong Airedale in line. more » CaptainTaxidermy: Also reminds me of Buster Bluth's affair with the Roomba........."I'm half machine!!!! I have needs!!!!" more » The HZA.: My life, it has been made. more » redqueenmeg: OMG THANK YOU. This made me laugh SO HARD. If I ever have money again I must get a Roomba so my cats can do this to each other. more » haus_frau: I wonder why cats didn't ride robots in Star Trek. more » hughman: pussywhipped. i haz it. more » FurrierAndIves: Adding insult to injury, that poor pit bull bitch is wearing a sweater. An ARGYLE sweater, no less. Oh, the shame of it, the shame. This is easily t... more » janusjana: My favorite part is when the cat gets distracted from laying the smack down by the trash. Mmmm, trash. more » SUNNY1: Dog shuffles off to write an article about why cat-on- dog violence should be as abominable as dog-on-cat. Titles it "Pets and Violence: Why is Sylves... more » eclare09: Has anyone ever bought a roomba for its cleaning properties? I'm convinced that everyone gets them just to torture their pets. I know that's what I ... more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: That cat is so smug. more » AgnesGrep: They can afford a Roomba but can't find a trash can that suits the bathroom decor. more » sanssoucis321: Oh my god. I'm just astonished that the cat stayed on the Roomba for that long. If I tried that with my cat, she'd murder me in my sleep. more » swat1227: I have six cats. Just one more reason to buy a roomba. more » CynicalPink: Team Puppeh! She's still wagging her tail even while the cat's being a jerk! more » PlanetExpress: Cats and robots working together! The end is near. more » sassyredhead: That's an enormous toilet room. Or maybe my bathroom is just seriously tiny. more » elsbels: Cats are mean. more » midwesternmom: I love it at 27 seconds, when mean kitty hits the dog then dismissively licks his paw. "I must wipe the stench of dog and wuss off my paw." more » -
#rollout
Cat Beats Down Dog While Riding A Roomba
In the clip at left, a cat chases her canine companion around on a Roomba and tries to scratch him as their owner sings "Move Bitch" by Ludacris. It's just more proof that rap promotes violence. [Buzzfeed] -
#schoolingoprah
Jay-Z Teaches Oprah How To Rap
Today, Jay-Z was on Oprah, where he spoke about why he doesn't speak about the Rihanna/Chris Brown situation, disagreed with Oprah about the use of the n-word and taught her how to rap…sort of. -
#oldiesbutgoodies
Math Can End Urban Warfare
Do you know what will get kids off the street corners? Rapping about math. You might think it's dorky, but that's only because you haven't actually heard it. Once you do, you'll know it's dorky. [Everything Is Terrible] -
#kidstoday
Do Sexual Song Lyrics Promote Sex Among American Teens?
A new study suggests that 14 and 15 year olds who listen to music with sexual lyrics are more likely to be sexually active. But is music to blame for kids having sex too young? More » -
#wack
In Which We Assist With The End Of "Fake Rap"
Gabe at Videogum is pretty sick of "fake rap." And to ensure that it is wiped off the planet, he's been collecting examples of the horrors that fake rap can bring. We thought we'd help. -
