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more about #rants Katxyz: Surely someone in this world agrees with me that that Journey cover is awful and the girl singing it oversings horribly. #glee more » Hiroine Protagonist: Rachel and mohawk guy NOT having sex left me feeling extremely frustrated. The whole "why can't you date a Jew" thing was comedy freaking gold! And Sw... more » Spaceman Bill Leah: Dinging Glee for Mr. Schue not noticing his wife's fake pregnancy or wondering why no one gets punished for the slushies is as pointless as complainin... more » susanstohelit: I don't think EW understands what a "cult" obsession is. Cult obsessions do not have top-selling songs on iTunes or have their ads slapped on every bu... more » TurtleWexlerKickedMe: Here's the thing about any and every single television show or movie: You have to accept the premises of the show in order to enjoy it. Do I think ... more » futuremouse: God I love this show. Sue Silvester is a comedy goldmine. #glee more » boobookitteh: mmmm. It's growing on me. Last night's scene of Noah and his family doing their shabbas ritual of watching Schindler's List while eating sweet and s... more » angryblackgurl: In this dreary world of NYC Publishing with magazine's folding, newspapers cutting more staffers, perma-freelance careers(no benefits), not one ad on... more » zoethebitch: Waiting to see what, if any, stunt-casting they do for sweeps. Barbra Streisand as Rachel's mother? I would explode. Can always dream..... #glee more » voteforme: I get the idea that people endure the half-assed plot lines in order to hear good performances of kitschy songs. Am I wrong? #glee more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: I do love this show, but there seems to be a moment during some of the musical numbers where I just can't suspend my disbelief any more. I mean, it... more » I believe in peace, bitch: The writing is so trite it makes me cringe. But I keep watching it hoping for good musical numbers. Last night's episode was disappointing. Why is i... more » Chamalla,barren crone: I don't care if any other person on the planet likes Glee. I love it, and haven't had this much fun in front of my television since I discovered the ... more » dearest: it was my birthday yesterday and I am CONVINCED it was Puck heavy show as a gift to me and my loins #glee more » morninggloria: I loved the first episode, and I loved the Kristin Chenoweth episode, and I continue to watch every week, but any episode wherein Mr. Schuster raps an... more » ragincajun67: Glee has its problems, but last night, when they came back from commercial, straight into an inexplicable and ecstatic dance number between sworn enem... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Well I, for one, am walking on sunshine. #glee more » lilliputzian: *le sigh*...why is it that our society tries to turn everything new into some sort of towering cultural zeitgeist? i like the show, but i don't find i... more » erinna: I tried watching this last night. I could only tolerate about 10 minutes of it till I flipped the channel to anything that wasn't Glee. It just felt... more » CurtCole: I tend to stay away from things that are addictive, because they often kill brain cells. Glee certainly falls into this category. #glee more » -
#idiotbox
In Unison
Says Entertainment Weekly, "Glee is snarky, theatrical, totally addictive - and a cult phenomenon on its way to becoming a national obsession." I believe you know my feelings on the matter. [EW] -
#agedefying
Senior Year: A
I hate the whole "cute old people" thing. I hate them rapping and smoking weed for laughs in movies and the fact of their having sex being an automatic punchline: More »RantAppeal -
#idiotbox
Sing It, Sister: Why I Hate Glee
I know, I know, you love it. Everyone loves it. I'm a scrooge, and a party-pooper, and why can't I just enjoy the music? I get why people like Glee, I do. It's fun! It's harmless! But is it?
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#rants
"Trash The Dress": The Choice Of The Rebel Bride
There's a new trend: "trashing the dress." As Today tells us, it's all about destroying your wedding gown in the name of art. And it pisses me off to a totally irrational degree. Here's why: More » -
#rants
Hollywood, Please Stop Inviting Us To Your Weddings
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married today after dating for approximately 8.2 seconds, and one gets the sense that the inevitable USWeekly divorce cover is on the way. But should we be so cynical? More » -
#rants
Oh, Just Shut Up About The Cankles Already
Ugh, that's enough, Cankles. We know you're having your moment in the sun, because women need one more thing to hate about their bodies, and god forbid anyone have less-than-shapely ankles, for fuck's sake, but you need to GTFO. More » -
#rants
Jon And Kate Plus Nobody
Everyone I know is sick to death of Jon and Kate Gosselin. And yet at least half of the people I know will be glued to their television set tomorrow night in order to hear the Gosselin's big "announcement." More » -
#cerealkillers
Shut Up, Special K
It's "bathing suit season" again, and you know what that means: it's time for Special K to make you feel bad about your body while pushing their ridiculously unrealistic cereal-based meal plan. Whatever, Special K. More » -
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#rants
The Sarcastic, Pointed 'You're Welcome': A Doormat's Nightmare
But...but, I was about to thank you! I always thank people! That's not who I am, I swear! That's not how I was raised! And now...you've ruined my day. More » -
#rants
Enough With The SexyFace Already
Recently released pictures of Scarlett Johansson on the April cover of French Vogue will surely have the majority of the universe cooing about how sexy she is. Yet my first reaction was a bit different. More » -
#kitchennightmares
When A Food Control Freak's Worst Nightmare Becomes A Reality
How can three innocent words sound so ominous in combination? "Neighborhood cooking co-ops." More » -
#rants
Dear Restaurant Servers: Stop Being Conspiratorial About Dessert
Let me say it once and for all: There is nothing "naughty" about a woman ordering a piece of cake. More » -
#retailtherapy
Confessions Of A Shopgirl: Bravely Going Where Many People Have Gone Before
Speaking as a longtime shop girl/freelance writer, I was extremely annoyed by this New York Times essay by a shopgirl/freelance writer. More » -
#rants
Yes, I'm Engaged, Now Back Off
About a month or so ago, my boyfriend of 9 years decided to go all official on me and asked me to marry him. And thus began my weird life as an Officially Engaged Person. More » -
#frenchwomendontgetphat
Angry American Pundit: "French Women Can Suck It"
If there's one thing more entertaining than women slavishly trying to act Parisian, it's the ridiculous "You suck, Frenchwomen!" backlash. Cause, you know, those are the only options. [Left: That's a typical Frenchwoman, rubes.] More » -
#modernlove
In Which "Modern Love" Makes Us Embarrassed To Be Women
Looking for the depth of a Carrie Bradshaw pun, the sparkling dialogue of The Hills and the dazzling wit of Gossip Girl's text bulletins? Look no further than this week's Modern Love! More » -
#rants
Modern Kids Ruin Penmanship For The Rest Of The Population
Fellow nerds who were super into calligraphy as kids: apparently no one's into handwriting anymore. I know: Next you're gonna tell us nerds aren't blending their own perfumes that all smell the same! -
#vanitysizing
Tit-For-Tat: Confessions Of A Re-Sized Bra Shopper
It really feels like 2008 was the year of "You're Wearing The Wrong Bra Size." But is it all just a bunch of B.S. or do we too easily accept bra sizes as set in stone?
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#rants
Rick Warren Pulls The "Gay Friend" Defense
Rick Warren wants you to know that his invitation to Barack Obama's Inauguration isn't the slap in the face to the gay community that it may appear to be. And what, exactly, is Warren's defense?
