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more about #randomgoodstuff madktdisease: Guys, seriously, the amazon reviews for "Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz" will amuse you for possibly an entire afternoon. more » tscheese: You guys, this is a product that is not intended for use on nipples. The reviewers who wrote about nipples were making stupid internet jokes. Which I ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: 1) I thought inverted nipples indicated some sort of problem.2) Um, Shantell? Nipples do not "descend." That is what testes do.3) Do. Not. Want. more » margareita metermaid: my vagina has "issues" that involve needing a wrench and a set of spark plugs. i hear ya Billy! more » Shamrockette: I could care fucking less about my nipples. I wouldn't want the headlights on 24/7 anyway. more » snappletree: this reminds me of being in a museum in Athens, looking at some curious ancient device with a crank and a bunch of dowels in a circle...then finding t... more » hollygirl: My ex-boyfriend, a carpenter, once got a catalogue called " knockers, knobs and butts' and it wasn't even porno, it was home hardware. we died laughing. more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: *hands crossed protectively over chest* OW! more » mfnher: It looks like a roach clip. more » tscheese: And here I was fresh out of nipple extract too! more » Samanthrax: Couldn't you just use a bendy straw and your mouth? more » Raspberry Swirly: ...I'll ask that you keep the mini jackhammer away from my tits, thanks. more » Phyllis Nefler: Why does that remind me of those blackhead removers they used to (and probably still do) sell in the back of Seventeen?? more » junkyardarts: brings to mind Showgirls...if I may: >clears throat< "im erect. why are you erect?" >Nomi storms off stage in a blaze of spandex, hair and ey... more » badmutha: OUCH! But yes, it does look like the hole digger that I have used for tulips in the past. more » tscheese: I love weird Amazon reviews. Has anyone ever encountered the hilarity in the reviews for this David Hasselhoff album? To this day I can't say "the son... more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: ...for the fuck of shit. Fry and Laurie once did a really funny sketch featuring a guy shopping at a hardware store for tools with increasingly perver... more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Teeth work fine. more » bluebears: (loads up gun, aims at head) more » JinxyMcDeath: This makes me want to throw up...is that immature? more » -
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Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
Via Random Good Stuff: Nipple Extractor for sale on Amazon for the low, low price of $4.73. Some reviews, after the jump.
