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more about #radiohead cellardoor: " ... yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck, yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck, yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck, yesterd... more » Inkymonkey: She looks like a Mormon's dream She tastes like a virgin teen My fake plastic love. But I cant help the knowing That this movie is blowing If I could ... more » KRS10: however terrible this may be, at least the song from the romeo and juliet soundtrack will be able to balance out the terribleness that this is. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: You know who should write a song for Twilight? Robert Goulet. more » alwaysapropos: No reason for Thom Yorke to write a whole new song for this. Some quick (and very minor) editing will do the trick. For example: I don't care if it... more » MIXED: Hortense, how are you such a genius?! Holy shit this is the awesome. more » sailorsong: Thom Yorke is writting a song for Twilight! He should absolutely stop writing now and and just use The Eraser and maybe I can erase all of this vampir... more » bovary: Maybe he'll do a mash-up of The Carpenters and Wu-Tang Clan. A girl can dream, can't she? more » andBegorrah: Is this more or less lobotomizingly staggering than Billy Corgan dating Tila Tequila? more » squirrelcop: How to Make the Twilight Phenomenon Disappear Completely more » sugarlight: bon iver is writing a song for the soundtrack too? this is just weird. more » rofling_medusa: By the way Hortense, how long did it take you to come up with these genius versions? I am pretty much stumped. more » rofling_medusa: Ok, I got one. "Sit Down, Stand Up" Sit down, stand up Sit down, stand up Walk out of this sparkly mess (sit down, stand up) Walk out of this spark... more » Ailatan: Thom Yorke has a Black Swan song in his solo album. more » casi nadie: My former voice teacher wrote a song about Twilight, actually. Musically, it was pretty, but I was really disturbed by the fact that she thought Twili... more » rofling_medusa: If only to keep the "why Thom, why!?" tears away 'Nuff said. My heart, is breaking. more » CordeliaShirley: I've played a lot of "Let's Get Lost" in my day... only by let's, I usually mean me myself and I, and I do it walking. more » Ultraprison!: Say what you will about JLo movies, but I saw "Monster in Law" in a plane, and I laughed out loud at the following dialogue: Fonda: How do you feel ab... more » Sister Toldja: Chris Brown's image still appears on Sony Music's website. Ok, I'm getting a little tired of this. Why wouldn't his image still be there? He hasn't lo... more » Mafalda para Presidente: Well, we can be sure it won't be Hugh Laurie. more » -
#insparkles
In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
According to Stereogum, Thom Yorke has written a song for the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon. Let's try to guess the lyrics to said song, if only to keep the "why Thom, why!?" tears away. More » -
#dirtbag
Angelina Wants Brad To Be SuperDad
- Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.
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#dirtbag
Get Ready For Hours And Hours Of Grammy Performances
- The 51st Annual Grammy Awards begin at 8pm tonight. Among those set to perform: Kanye West, Jennifer Hudson, Justin Timberlake, M.I.A, Radiohead, u2, and many more. And the show is "only" 3.5 hours long. [MTV]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Body By Gwyneth; Gisele To Be A Blushing Bride
- Gwyneth Paltrow may be launching a chain of gyms with her trainer, Tracy Anderson. [Digital Spy]
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady: Engaged. Congratulations are in order, unless you're a Giants fan... or Bridget Moynahan. [People]
