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more about #rachelray Twerpsichore: I don't believe for one second that Martha said or wrote "would of never of." more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Jesus, Tori never had a chance with that fucking bitch as her mother. more » Tchotchke: Oh my god! Who would do that to Paula?!? What the fuck is wrong with people?! I mean, a ham to Perez Hilton's face is one thing (and has probably happ... more » Eric Northman is mine: Wow for a second I thought that said "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent the weekend fucking in New York." more » SheelaNaGig: Not sure if this comes out large enough to read, but when I saw this sign Saturday, I took as a sign of the apocalypse. A book is more than they dese... more » LatestBy: Y'all should come see my new band: Paula Deen and the Ham Smacks. more » PrincesseTamTam: Call me crazy, but I believe J-Lo when she said her "trip" was intentional - it totally looked like part of the choreography. When she walked off the ... more » SWGM: Anyone else not sure what to feel about Adam Lambert's performance? I liked it, I'm not going to lie, but is equal-opportunity exploitation any better... more » Snowbunny: So when he said Paula was "icing" her face, I immediately thought that mean she was applying icing to her face and I said "That's my girl!" more » Casquivana: It's OK, Jennifer Lopez, I've used that excuse before: "what? nooooo. What accident? It was totally planned! I wanted to draw that dude's attention an... more » whats_in_a_name: Spencer, I'm not married or anything so I could be wrong, but I always thought the easiest way to tell if your wife was pregnant was to ask her. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I am really irritated by some of the things I've heard about Adam Lambert's performance-- a lot of "I really liked him on American Idol, but this was.... more » ccivar: Was I the only person who read Paula Deen "icing her face" as her actually ICING her face like frosting a cake??? I didn't even bat an eye, I just tho... more » Jenloveshercurves: Okay, whew, so, Paula Deen was not purposely hit in the face with a ham. She just didn't know the ham was coming and accidentally got in hit in the f... more » curiousgeorgiana: Maids have their own source of currency? Hot damn, Treasury Department, get on that and solve this financial crisis already! more » DarcyMcCarbomb: Did Martha Stewart seriously say "...people who would OF never even stepped..." or did the interviewer mess that up? I'll believe the latter. more » GirlFailer: Martha is the queen fucking bee of passive aggressive comments. I don't even think that she realizes she is making them anymore. She's like my gramma,... more » jengrrrl: LOL Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson "frolicked." Why are celebrities constantly frolicking? I picture, like, running through fields and singing t... more » TransFat: Is there a place I can send flowers or does the writer from the LA times have a charity I can donate to? Surely they did not survive after reading and... more » winner: A year ago, if you'd told me I'd be defending Levi Johnson's 'pit hair against Chippendale dancers, I wouldn't have believed you. more » -
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Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. More » -
#goodthings
Martha Stewart Is "Pissed" About Prison Stint, Rachael Ray
Prison really hasn't softened Martha Stewart. GMA previewed tonight's Nightline interview, in which Martha says she doesn't kick herself for jeopardizing her company because, "there are other people to be kicked." Like Rachael Ray, apparently. Clip at left. -
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Kiefer Attack "Vicious, Violent, Unprovoked"; Carrie Prejean Caught In A Lie
- It's unclear why Kiefer Sutherland allegedly headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough. Some say McCollough bumped into Brooke Shields, but his rep says, "he was the victim of a vicious, violent, unprovoked assault." [People]
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#duffcut
Duff Vs. Dunaway Part 2
Hilary Duff was on Rachael Ray this morning, and the teaser promised that she would talk about her feud with Faye Dunaway, which she began to do - until big mouth Rachael cut her off. -
