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more about #rachelbilson ghanedi: Captain Oats!!! more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Damnit Ann Curry, my sister sent me a gorgeous card with that written on it for my birthday, don't go ruining that nice buzz for me. more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Hey, Ann Curry...you know what Eleanor Roosevelt also once said? "Good morning." more » curiousgeorgiana: Stephen Colbert and John Mayer are the awesome duo of twitter. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): For a millisecond I thought that Eleanor Roosevelt quote meant it was from Eleanor Roosevelt's Twitter. And then I remembered that ER passed more tha... more » pmerrick: STEPHEN COLBERT I LOVE YOU more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I have never skied before, so take this with a grain of salt, but skiing while listening to your iPod sounds kind of dangerous. You are going down a s... more » Hiroine Protagonist: Ah, so Paris is one of those assholes who skis with earbuds. So she can't hear people saying "on your left". Why am I not surprised. more » rodmanstreet: I really hope Paris gets caught singing along to her iPod while skiing. more » sayah: He's so cute! more » SomeAuthorGirl: The fart almost helps ease the disappointment in JM's vomitous sexyface mag cover. (Whoa, whoa, I said ALMOST, Mayer. Not all the way. Gonna take you ... more » SkyRocketShip: Oh great. A girl with limited cognitive ability. Speeding down a crowded hill. With earbuds in. more » hovy: I see Paris was at the Viper Room last night. Fresh powder every day. more » Penny: Oh shoot, Rachel, stop making me love you bunches. more » honeybunchesofoats: no, Mindy! that's where stereotypical men are from! you need to move to Venus. more » Alohamaid: sigh, bilson you have no idea how right you are. The african ant eater ritual, you know you do it too sometimes. more » sassyredhead: Rachel, I completely understand. I sometimes refer to myself as a dish whore. And I have made sure I get my mom's collection when she goes. My sister ... more » phantom lady: Tabloids get it wrong. again. She clearly does not wear the pants in her relationship with Hayden. she wears the leggings. #rachelbilson more » CurtCole: Mashing the Button 47 Times! Celebrities, They're Just Like US! #rachelbilson more » bess marvin, girl detective: to reference lainey, why IS rachel bilson? #rachelbilson more » -
#snapjudgment
"I Miss Seth. And Princess Sparkle."
[Los Angeles, December 16. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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#tweetbeat
Paris Hilton Listens to Her iPod While Skiing
Today in Tweetbeat: Ann Curry inspires, Michelle Branch dreams of setting up house with Katy Perry, John Mayer farts, Mindy Kaling mourns the death of romance, and Paris Hilton skis to a soundtrack. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Will Jon Be Dumped In The Jungle?; Burglar Found With Lindsay's Hat, Paris' Nude Pic
- Jon Gosselin is planning to meet with CBS executives to talk about appearing on celebrity editions of The Amazing Race or Survivor. Wouldn't filming these particular reality shows require him to be away from his kids for weeks?
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#goodbadugly
Glamour & Quirkiness At Milan amfAR Gala
Janet Jackson, Dita Von Teese, Chanel Iman, Donatella Versace and many more got all dressed up for amfAR's Inaugural Milan Fashion Week Event last night. Gorgeous gowns and elegantly eccentric ensembles abound! More » -
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#greatestshowonearth
Project Runway: "I Didn't Try Hard Enough"
Last night, while Ra'mon worked his ass off, his teammate Mitchell joked around, burned himself on an iron and was a general slackery nuisance. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
- Star reporter Kate Major resigned today after announcing that she's dating Jon Gosselin, as she wouldn't want this conflict of interest to tarnish the mag's stellar reputation. Too bad Michael Lohan won't stop talking about his new BFFs.
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#dirtbag
Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Amy Winehouse Documentary In The Works; Oksana's Mom Denies She Broke Up Mel's Marriage
- Interviewer Daphne Barak is filming a documentary about Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia that will be released later this year. Barak promises a "truthful and revealing look at her complicated life." [People]
