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more about #questions bluebears: Is this a new font #questions #tips more » willwriteforfood: Helen Thomas kicks ass seven ways from Sunday. I love that she is patient when interviewed, even in the face of inane questions, but always acts like ... more » rednrowdy: i thought ann's questioning of that sextortion dude's lawyer was about as direct as possible - it was probably the first time ann did an interview and... more » Apollonia: I love Helen Thomas. She reminds me so much of my abuela, both in looks and disposition. And I want to defend Ann Curry, but after watching the whole... more » winner: "Do you ever get tired of looking at the white house?" What the hell kind of question is that? more » rodmanstreet: She's a classy dame. I want to write a musical about her. It might be called "Classy Dame." It would fall somewhere between Golden Girls, The Man W... more » winner: Actually, the shortest distance between two points is a tesseract. more » teenypanini09: when i was about 11 years old, my family and i took a trip to washington d.c. when we were visiting the white house, she was leaving it. my parents ... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: I suggest "vulvitian blinds." more » emdy: My mom made that same comment about the lack of sons in the White House. She asked how the presidents were supposed to pass down a legacy then. I die... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The Panda's are slowly cuteing us to death! Don't you people see?? Are you blind? Oh, sure, they are soft and cute and fuzzy and look adorable doi... more » dancerevolution: Alec and Tina are fighting in the blogosphere? I haz a sad. more » rubyinthedust: Guys, don't kill me, but I actually agree with much of what Maryann Reid is saying. I don't think I would have put it quite like that (like "no more e... more » I, Zombie Normal: So, today science has informed us that beer goggles exist and that too much drink equals less action between the sheets. Good to know. I can't wait fo... more » YourScreenplaySucks: That Easy Curves commercial would've been way better if the lady was shouting, "I must, I must, I must increase by bust!" while doing it, but I imagin... more » dirtybee: I'm so confused about Easy Curves. At first I thought the bra had some magical bumpits that would inflate when you would play with the stick. Sigh....... more » badmutha: Truth is there have been a disproportionate number of Presidents with female children in the white house since the beginning of the union. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: BREAKING NEWS!!11!!! EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION LINKED TO MEDICAL CONDITION KNOWN AS "WHISKEY DICK"!!!! More news at 11. more » katekate is squared: Easy Curves! I sent that in a while ago because I saw the commercial on Bravo, and it was fucking bizarre. more » hydrogen_jukebox: The gif animation on the EasyCurves site makes me feel uncomfortable... more » -
#thegospelofthomas
"The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line:" The Toughness Of Helen Thomas
White House press corps star Helen Thomas appeared on the Today Show this morning, ostensibly because she's Ann Curry's "inspiration" — but the always-awesome Thomas shows she's much more than that. More » -
#leftovers
China Sends Goodwill Pandas To Taiwan • "Meat Curtains" And Other Weird Ladyparts Slang
• A pair of goodwill pandas arrived in Taiwan from China on Tuesday, a sign of improving relations between the two countries.•
