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more about #puppy sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Well, every male dog loves to put his mouth on his balls... more » Lymed: Why is that puppy not helping Maggie Simpson! more » PaigeTurner: I want to go there. more » wtfox?!: OMGGGGGGGGG TINY BLACK PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got my black lab as an adult rescue dog, but I totally bet he looked exactly like that when he was tiny. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Aw, lookit the wee tail! My own giant beast has only a nub. Probably for the best, though, as any dog-parent with a be-tailed wagger can attest, those... more » curiousgeorgiana: Miniature puppy gets stuck in a bubblegum machine. Forced to eat his way out. more » LilyBonesBurana: OUTTA-THE-WAY-GOTTA-SNORGLE! OUTTA-THE-WAY-GOTTA-SNORGLE! OUTTA-THE-WAY-GOTTA-SNORGLE! OUTTA-THE-WAY-GOTTA-SNORGLE! That is all. more » maude_flanders: Dodai, could you post the exact URL of the photo? It might be stupid--I want to know how a puppy got into a kiddie ball pit, unless modern dogsitting ... more » andBegorrah: Sorry, pup, we're still taking your balls. #spayandneuteryourpets #OMGTHEFEMINISTSARECOMING more » maude_flanders: My God that's cute. Now I wish I had some puppies and a gaggle of friends to go tear through a Discovery Zone or a Wonder Camp with...sigh more » annebreal: He's so going to pee in the ball pit. And still be cuter than 99% of the kids that pee in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese. more » whats_in_a_name: "so many balls, so little time" more » Roots500: Have no idea how I know this bit of trivia but her dog's name is Patti, named after Patti Smith, which is just super cool! Ellen is awesome. more » BabyJane: First the cat purse and now the dog bag - when will this madness end? more » Scout: she has the cutest dogs! (i'm in love with her doxy) more » sybann: Clever! You Dodai - not oddlyspelled oldtimeyname gal. Da pup is an AWWWWW. more » sybann: I call BS - it's sunny in that video. more » thecameralovesyou: How... HOW could you run past that and not 1) keel over from teh cuteness, or 2)stop and pick up the pretty perfect pug? HOW? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: When I was in the other Portland (Maine) I saw a huge dog who was barking up a storm at a nearby pug. The pug was completely unfazed by the angry, lo... more » FurrierAndIves: Hawthorne Bridge, Freemont Bridge, St. John's Bridge, Tom McCall Waterfront Park (used to be a freeway) Pittock Mansion. All your favorite landmarks, ... more » -
#critters
Portland Pug Puppy Promenades, Pushes Pink Parasol Pram
A dog gleefully pushing a stroller? Prepare to be rendered nearly speechless by brain-melting cute! [Buzzfeed] -
#snapjudgment
What, This? I'm Just, Um, Holding This...For A Friend.
[New York, March 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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#dogeared
New Books Focus On Search For Presidential Puppy
Three children's books about the Obamas' search for a puppy are in the works, and with Michelle Obama's announcement in People that the dog is coming in April, publishers are scrambling to get them published. More » -
#leftovers
The Truth About Torture Penises • Obamas Still Undecided On Puppy Issue
• This picture is a close-up of the genitalia of a male beetle. The barbed "torture penis" injures females during copulation, and unfortunately, the longest and thorniest penises produce the most offspring. • More » -
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#newsat10
The Other Women In Obama's Cabinet Are Also Kicking Ass
Lisa Jackson, Obama's EPA nominee, is only the latest woman to take no prisoners in her confirmation hearing but she won't be the last if Janet Napolitano has anything to say. The men, however... More »
