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    Khuluna: Um. It's Lev 18:22. PLEASE learn your own scripture before writing hate mail. Otherwise someone eloquent will point it out and you will look like a do... more »
    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: omg, this post almost had me in tears. Thank you for this on such a heavy news day. :D more »
    CerebralMagpie: Thanks fucktards for making your presences known. The Aliens, when they come to respectfully make friends with us, will know which people to avoid tak... more »
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I wanna be a Hypercrite Leviticus. I think. more »
    MissVolare: Hey--I would like the Freemason's email list actually....I'll merge it with my Opus Dei and Bilderberger Group and forward the lot over to my pal Davi... more »
    aubonpam: I love this internet phenom where people just email a random website as if it's a direct conduit to someone mentioned in an article on said website. L... more »
    hello.kitty: This reminds me of the telemarketing calls we used to receive, before the do not call lists. We would just hand the phone over to our garrulous 4 yea... more »
    Mafalda para Presidente: I love how that one person thinks that the United States was mentioned in Leviticus. She/he probably thinks the Bible was written in English, too. By ... more »
    mbot says Spock yeah!: For some reason, I was reading "Wet" as if it were pronounced "Weeet", trying to understand what kind of meaning or double entendre was intended there... more »
    Spacegirl goes home: That's an oxymoron. With a Y. And prefacing a racist rant with "I'm not a racist" reminds me of another word with a Y in it. Irony. more »
    Hamsterpants: Mr. Pants went to HS with Michelle Laxalt. She is not Jewish. She is Nevadan. more »
    Eric Northman is mine: Also I think best emails of the week would be awesome.I bet some of the posts/dialouge on this site affects people for the better. It'd also be good t... more »
    TildeMarks: if by 'wood chipper' you mean Vagina, I have that, and yeah, I accept credit cards via Paypal. (Not in payment for said 'wood chipper', but in general... more »
    helenanapier: DODAI I AM POSTING THIS HERE FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY GIVE LEGAL ADVICE. BUY THIS MAN A WOODCHIPPER! "May I have the pleasure of introducing mysel... more »
    MadFab: Dear ALL CAPS GUY! Thanks to the fine workings of Karma, you probably will be a fly on the wall. Frankly, I'm astonished that you are apparently evolv... more »
    Triphena: Oh man. That last letter...so the house I live in was my Grandmother's house, and back in the 70's this woman showed up and at first seemed normal, a... more »
    SarsDoesntSave: Dude, I work for an elected official so I see this shit ALL the time. Only I have it way worse - I actually have to write thoughtful responses to the... more »
    Cafezinha: You tell those spiders, Ron! + Watch video more »
    Eric Northman is mine: So, did the Wet® lubricant email, include a coupon? more »
    hello.kitty: "East of China" Uh isn't that the ocean?? more »
  • #inboxofhorrors

    The Worst Emails Of The Week

    We get hundreds and hundreds of emails every day, and some of them are absolutely ridiculous, and trigger angry, emotional or laugh-out-loud responses we usually keep to ourselves. Except for today: More »
  • #rants

    The Worst PR Pitches Of The Week

    We get hundreds and hundreds of emails every day, and sometimes there are terrible, annoying missives from public relations people which trigger angry, emotional responses we usually keep to ourselves. Except for today:
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