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more about #proposals more comments → girlgonemild: Outdoorsy proposals are dangerous business! An ex of mine (now a marriage counsellor but that's another story) took his girlfriend canoeing on Lake S... more » CurtCole: She must have been head over hills in love with him. more » ImproperDancing: I have a friend like this who always thinks the guy she's with is THE ONE and somehow the guy at the time always wants to spend the rest of his life w... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Anyone who regards marriage as some kind of "should" or "must do by X age" is already practically swathed in red flags anyway. Preach! My best friend... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: The question this woman longs to be asked: Would you like fries with that? more » royaume de coeur: I couldn't get past the first line to even read about this woman. "It's the question every woman longs to be asked..." YEAH FAIL. more » info*ninja: I think proposals are weird in general. This is supposedly about a lifelong commitment-it seems to me there might be more success if people entered i... more » Shamrockette: I feel sorry for all those women who aren't self-assured and they attract the douchebags who want to "put their mark" on them. I hope they all eventua... more » Miss. Money-Sterling: Is she counting the proposals that come wrapped in catcalls as you're walking down the street? Because if you count those, I've got her beat by about ... more » Trashtastic: The poet laureate, Ludacris, said it best: "They want a lady in the street, but a freak in da bed!" YEAH. more » Beat Girl: My boyfriend has asked me to marry him a dozen times or more. But I'm not engaged, so I don't know what that says. Maybe we drink together too much. more » sylvie calls shotgun!!: Adele, it's not the number of proposals you get it's the quality of the person making the proposal. I no likey this lady. more » tscheese: I get gay-marriage proposals here on Jezebel on the daily. It makes a lady feel special. But seriously. I kind of don't mind this. The lady realized s... more » slowpoke.r: Having never once been proposed to- even by my now-husband (we just decided together one night, no ring or knees involved)- I think this has a lot to ... more » Khrushchev: What about when you think they're talking about marriage to you as a hypothetical, and you are like, "Yes, that would be nice, to eat breakfast togeth... more » -
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Cliff Hanger
A Maryland woman was hiking with her boyfriend on Sunday when he popped the question. She promptly fell off a cliff. "That must have been a heck of a proposal," observed Assistant Chief Graham. Fortunately, no one was hurt. [WashingtonPost] -
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"Marriage Magnet" Doesn't Impress Women Who Aren't Impressed By Multiple Proposals
This woman has been proposed to nine times. Um, how nice for you? More » -
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Swallowing Rings: Or, The Hazards Of Proposing Marriage During A Meal
Just in time for Valentine's day, Gourmet brings us a bunch of horror stories that remind us why you shouldn't propose in a restaurant, go out on February 13th, or get married. More »
