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more about #productplacement PhillyLass: OK-- so I'm laughing at the funny comments on this thread. But I can't help but wonder-- what about the patient's expectation of privacy? I mean, this... more » goldenmonkey: I'm impressed she could fit that thing in her ass. I'm like "closed up" in that area. more » FuryOfFirestorm: Speaking of things that don't belong in the ass, is "gerbiling" for real? And if so, how do the people who do it get the dead gerbil out? Or do they j... more » Jack_Burton: OMG - this totally happens to me all the time. more » Tart of Darkness: One reason I am finding this so funny is that on another board I am on we are having basically this same exact discussion which started 3 days ago wit... more » Stabby McStabberson: may i introduce you to the rectalforeign bodies site: [www.well.com] yes it's real. more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Lube: Ur doin' it wrong. more » topsy: If I had a nickel,... more » I_can_still_pitch: Packaging is certainly becoming more and more elaborate. more » Kivrin: Sphincter? I just met her! more » rollergirl76: A million to one shot, Doc. A million to one. more » HuckleberryFriend: Oh oh! My guess is that she was trying to bring it on the airplane because they wouldn't allow liquids in her carry-on. I have considered extreme meas... more » CherriSpryte: Maybe she was saving it to give to her best buddy's son after she gets out of the POW camp? more » badmutha: I know it is terrible and dangerous, but all I can think of is "Appalachian ER" on SNL, and I can't quit laughing. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: This is really scary and disturbing to me. Maybe later I will laugh... more » yvanehtnioj: The "product placement" tag made my day. more » robot ninja spy: You guys. Omigawd. Fear of having my name on a news story like this is going to make me afraid to get down. Those toys get expensive. I'M JUST SAYING. more » BabyJane: Maybe it was hazardous waste disposal day? more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I got an army guy up my but when I was 3- (it was an accident) OOOOH!! was that over-sharing? more » J.D.Regent: and THAT's why you use a flange, people. more » -
#productplacement
Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
Mirela Gradinaru, 37, would not tell doctors how the hairspray got into her rectum, which, apparently had a lot of hold (no word on shine, though). Surgery was required to remove the object. [The Sun] -
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More High Heels & Hijinks To Come
Oh dear: Stylist Patricia Field claims the Sex And The City sequel is imminent: "[Creator] Michael Patrick King himself told me it's gonna happen. But I haven't really received any official information yet." [MTV.com]
