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more about #princeharry sarijuana: that Jim Carrey quote was so, SO unexpectedly touching. i've loved him since childhood but this picture of him being this really loving person is emer... more » BetteD: "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs... more » lisas: How is it so many Jezebel readers are just now noticing the Jesus/Madonna thing? #beyoncebabyplans more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I wonder if I can make a plea to Jamie and Martin to PLEASE. NOT. DO. THIS. I'm truly weary of the massacre on the black female image by black men. ... more » Cimorene: At first I was like, Ian McKellen, what? Not that comparisons to homophobia and antisemitism are necessarily wrong, but it does seem odd that he's co... more » LAmonkeygirl: It's early for me, and so perhaps my math is off, but if Jesus' mother (I can't get over writing that) is 36 and he's 23, she had him when she was thi... more » FizzyGood: The thing that weirds me out about the Madonna thing is that somebody called MADONNA is dating somebody called JESUS. And the age difference doesn't h... more » Triana Orpheus: I know I should be saying how sorry I feel for her that she's crying, and I do, but Lindsay looks really pretty to be crying in that picture. #beyonce... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: People want an answer of when we'll be back, and I think it's impossible… It's unfair to say when we'll do Fall Out Boy again. It's hard to be creat... more » DutchessOfDork: I am 24, and my grandparents are 10 years younger than Hef. As it is, I find it creepy that twin sisters share a boyfriend. #beyoncebabyplans more » MIXED: "Iman, Donna Karan and Agyness Deyn were seen teary at a screening of Precious." Stars! They're just like us! But wait, do these ladies cry during, l... more » Working-for-the-weekend: I know that I shouldn't like John Mayer, but I really think I'd like to hang out with him. He actually reminds me a lot of most of my male friends. Th... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Gosselin hangs out with the strangest group of randoms. Levi Johnston? Shane Victorino? #beyoncebabyplans more » DarcyMcCarbomb: A Fall Out Boy "Greatest" Hits CD? So it'll be 60 minutes of white noise? (Ba-dum CHA!) #beyoncebabyplans more » Kivrin: "I'm over the red carpet being pregnant." Funny, Kourtney—I'm over you being on the red carpet, period. You can go back to obscurity any day now, ... more » ClementinedeWinter: There's a film in the works called Sheneneh and Wanda — which would star Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence playing their famous female characters. WTF... more » Kivrin: Madonna = the female Hugh Hefner? #beyoncebabyplans more » ClementinedeWinter: Madonna is supposed to go to Brazil to meet Jesus' parents Are their names Mary and Joseph, by any chance? #beyoncebabyplans more » dj_chick: Now, Robert ... you can try to convince us all you want that you aren't romantic, but we all know that when you're serious about someone, you climb tr... more » BlondeGoddess: There should be laws for parents like Michael Lohan. It's too bad the media are giving him a podium for his abusive rants. #beyoncebabyplans more » -
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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
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Jennifer Aniston Continues To Worry About Love, Zooey Thinks Her Sister Is An Alien
- Jennifer Aniston is concerned that her romance with Gerard Butler will come to an end, now that the movie the two were shooting together, The Bounty, has stopped filming. Surely this means more "Lonely Jen" stories for us all. [PageSix]
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Michael Jackson Autopsy Details Released; Kendra Marries At Playboy Mansion
- Grace Rwaramba, the former nanny who took care of Michael Jackson's children, says she often pumped the King of Pop's stomach:
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Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Prince Harry In America: A Royal Flush Of Photos
Prince Harry is in New York: He visited the World Trade Center site and then participated in the official naming of the British Gardens downtown. And, well, we've got a royal flush of photos. More » -
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Chris Brown Sued For Assault; Prince Harry Arriving In U.S.
- Chris Brown is being sued for assault and battery, but not by anyone you know:
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Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
- Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:
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Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
- As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
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Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
- Residents of Oyster Bay, Long Island, NY are mesmerized by the dreamy and mystical presence of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been getting cozy in their town.
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Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
- Being on vacation with Amy Winehouse must be relentlessly entertaining:
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Barbara Walters May Walk; Suleman Has A Stripper Past
- Barbara Walters may retire when her contract at ABC runs out this year. But who will put Elisabeth Hasselbeck in her place?! (Oh right, Whoopi.) [Perez Hilton]
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Nadya Suleman Explains Why She Fired Her Baby Nurses
- Nadya Suleman was on Dr. Phil's show yesterday via telephone, talking about why she fired her baby nurses:
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Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?
- Lindsay Lohan a liar? In the latest issue of Nylon, LL says she's hoping to work with Seth Rogen but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says:
