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    DavidMichaelMalloy: HAHA Tucker Carlson! You got yourself embarrassed by Jon Stewart on your own damn show! Oh that was greatness! more »
    NancyDraws: One Tucker who escapes this Tuck-curse (ho ho ho) is of course Tucker Jenkins, the coolest grumpy school boy to ever grace the halls of Grange Hill (f... more »
    StellaSquash: my dog's name is Tucker. He's ashamed now. more »
    Dancingfrog: Canada has stability and a good reputation because we reject Tucker Carlson's brands of economics, politics and fashion. It's funny because he doesn't... more »
    teacup_human: All I can think of now is Tucker from There's Something about Mary. more »
    hudson_kapoor: OMG I've always held the theory that all men named Tucker were douchenozzles. I am so on the same wavelength as Jezebel. more »
    foodandshoes: Bow ties are cute, but I like preppy douchebags, so there you go. Hipsters in bow ties are not cute. You are not Duckie. Old dudes in bow ties are u... more »
    flemertown: My cousin, about 5 years older, dated a Tucker in college. He seemed nice enough (and was HOTT) but this was long before these T--ers were even birthe... more »
    Belladonna77: My mom's maiden last name is Tucker and pretty much all the men on that side are incredible douches. I totally buy into this. more »
    That_little_attention_whore: George Carlin figured Tucker out years ago (along with Todd, and their friend Kyle) and I appreciate the Jezzies bringing the Science to prove his point! more »
    Lilah: My cousin's 10-year-old son is named Tucker. And okay, he's a little bit of a jerk, but he's a 10-year-old boy, so I hold out hope. Most boys are obno... more »
    MaryHaruhite: Has anyone else noticed how tiny Tucker Max's ears are? more »
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I can't think of the name Tucker without thinking of my school's tuck shop and its cheap chocolate milk (actually free cos I was a boarder, and the ho... more »
    MaraWembrey: Tucker Carlson was my first smart guy tv crush, due to my parent's love of crossfire. About 6 months ago I had the honor of meeting him. He was hand... more »
    Jamie Sommers: My mom told me when I grew up I could be anything I wanted. So I became an asshole." I know I'm supposed to loathe Tucker Max (and I do) but I must sa... more »
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