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more about #presidentobama BetteD: You tell those sorry bitches, Dame Liz. Keep on keepin' on, and looking fab doing it. more » kookla: Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for the Jake and Reese story to be true. And then, for a stocking stuffer, can you not make them divorce, so t... more » cand86: I continue to watch with interest at the reactions whenever I hear that famous/celebrity men used to be involved in sex work. First Al Pacino, now El... more » pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: So, Jezebels: anyone here who will admit they've slept with Tiger? Because the way that list has grown, seems to increase the odds that someone in our... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: I really like Alicia Keys, but is "Her and I together was like" English? more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: I really, really, really hope they have a Black Santa Claus. more » colliniqua: Every time I read a story like that first one, I thank God I'm not a celebrity. How can they possibly justify publishing that they think Jake Gyllenha... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: It is absurd to me that Kanye West is considered worse than Glenn Beck in any way, for any reason. This list is number one on my stupid lists list. more » Helen Valentine: Santa? Hell, if I were a Gosselin child, I'd have lost my faith in God by this point. more » TransFat: I must be wearing the wrong kind of vintage/eccentric hat because every time I don one the strangest people come up to talk to me and I assure you, th... more » minniebaninnie: Why do we continue to discuss the Reese/Jake thing as if it isn't the most glaring, obvious sham of a relationship. Such a waste of tabloid space. Y... more » Tchotchke: Billy Corgan is a nice guy? Um, everything I have ever heard about him indicates that he's a self-important fucknut. more » kookoocachaw: Heh. I thought it said that Jake was going to "poop" the question. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hey Mr. DJ, how exactly did Rihanna throw Chris Brown-- who brutally assaulted her-- under the bus? On second thought, don't answer that. I'm perfectl... more » jemandtheholograms: For some reason, no matter how much I hear/see about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall, I STILL don't believe they are together. Whenever I come ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: The Lilith Fair line-up is extremely disappointing. I hope that they add more acts. Cough*Santogold*cough. more » scullymurphy: Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? Is that a porcine aviator outside my window? more » rodmanstreet: Anyone want to fill in the thought bubbles? more » LaComtesse: So, does being named Jamie give a woman direct access to Tiger Woods' dick? If so, I'm thinking I'd like to scalp my pass. Any takers? more » The Real Janelle: Noooo. I really want to check that list, but I also really don't want to see Perez Hilton's website. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
- Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited." More »
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#clips
Obamas Bicker About Gifts In Oprah's Christmas Special
Are you stressed about holiday shopping? At least you're not Michelle Obama. In GMA's preview of Oprah's Christmas at the White House special, the President says, "Here's the general rule: I give nicer stuff than I get." Clip at left. -
#ragtrade
Lily Allen Quits Music For Fashion; Obama Breaks With Presidential Dress Code
- Lily Allen told a British radio show that she is quitting performing for two years to open a boutique called Lucy In Disguise. She's also going to found a record label. [Elle UK]
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#goodgrief
You're A Good Man, Barack Obama: Afghanistan War Meets Classic Animation
Who says A Charlie Brown Christmas and Barack Obama's address on Afghanistan can't make beautiful policy together? In fact, who better than Charlie Brown, undertrodden everyman, to articulate the frustrations of a confused and embattled nation? More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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#incharacter
On The Road: Michael Kenneth Williams On The Wire, Omar, Eating
Michael Kenneth Williams, who played Omar, the gay robber/moral heart of The Wire, is in the just-released film The Road. But back to The Wire: did you know Williams was broke and living in the projects right through season two? More » -
#snapjudgment
"I Know We've Been Married For 17 Years, But My Mom Just Really Likes To Chaperone."
[Washington, D.C., November 28. Image via Getty.]
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#dirtbag
Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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#leftovers
Woman Says Cleveland Killer Attacked Her • San Francisco Bans Cat Declawing
• Tanja Doss says Anthony Sowell choked and threatened her earlier this year in the Cleveland home where 11 decomposing bodies were found. She didn't report the crime and now she believes her friend was one of his victims. More » -
#breaking
President Obama: "I Will End Don't Ask, Don't Tell. That Is My Commitment To You"
President Obama just delivered his much-anticipated speech at the Human Rights Campaign's annual dinner, assuring the audience that he was determined to end the military's long-standing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Video and quotes from the speech, after the jump. More » -
#eyesontheprize
President Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
It's a good morning for Barack Obama: He woke up early this morning to the news that he has just been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." [AP, NYT] -
#bastaberlusconi
Berlusconi Refers To Obamas As "Tanned" Again
Yesterday in Milan Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi told a crowd he'd met, "What's his name? Some tanned guy. Ah, Barack Obama! ...You won't believe it, but two of them went to the beach because the wife is also tanned." [AP] -
#clips
Bill Clinton Believes "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" Is Now Targeting President Obama
On this morning's Meet The Press, former President Bill Clinton claimed that the "vast right-wing conspiracy" that once targeted himself and his wife, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, is now targeting President Barack Obama. Clip after the jump. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Losing Daisy Leaves Jess At "Worst Place Ever"; Khloé Will Marry This Weekend
- One of Jessica Simpson's "friends" claims she's at her lowest point ever after losing her dog because, "Daisy was her baby... It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
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#leftovers
Dugard Says Daughters Weren't Molested • What Megan Fox & Barack Obama Have In Common
• Jaycee Dugard says her alleged captor and rapist, Phillip Garrido, didn't touch their two daughters and "hadn't touched her in years," according to law enforcement sources. More » -
#clips
A Roundup Of President Obama's Sunday Morning Talk Show Tour
President Obama visited nearly every major Sunday morning political program (except for Fox News Sunday) in order to discuss his health care agenda. Naturally, he faced several questions regarding race and the anger in the health care debate as well. More » -
#leftovers
Live Next Door To Sasha & Malia • Operation Rescue Is Close To Broke
• Want to live next to the Obamas? Now's your chance: The house next door to the First Family's Chicago residence is on the market. Be warned though, prospective buyers will be screened by the Secret Service. • More » -
#flyonthewall
Audio Leaks Of Obama Calling Kanye A "Jackass"
TMZ acquired audio of President Obama's off-the-record pre-interview discussion with CNBC's John Harwood about Kanyegate. At the link, Obama says, "I thought that was inappropriate... He's a jackass," then worries his comment will turn into another "fly thing." [TMZ, Politico]
