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more about #pratt Mrs. Stephen Fry: Oh, my beloved Yoko. Please don't encourage Lady Gaga. Nooooooooooooooooo. #jongosselintwitter more » peachplum: Rihanna, that is egg-cellent news. more » coconanas: The wait is over for what Rihanna? World peace? AIDS cure? Second coming of Jebus? more » missing_piece: I love how Jon Gosselin blames the court for dividing his family. You know, because the judge was bored and decided to have you and Kate come in, ord... more » supergeorgina: Wtf is Shirley MacLaine saying? I thought old people were immune from the "writing like a jackass" epidemic. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm starting to like Stephanie Pratt. Should I be worried? more » lobsterswithmittens: OMG - Rihanna is giving us her own unsolicited uterus update! Read between the lines, people! "Ova"? Where's our tabloid bump watch when we need it!? more » BlondeGoddess: If I were Lady Gaga I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight from excitement over Yoko's tweet. How sweet a tweet. more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: To be fair Star Jones, the haters did sort of did kill Jesus and I doubt you have the same sort of "rise from the dead powers" he did. more » bluebears: What a collection of boobs. more » thephoenix: No Jon, the court didn't divide your family, you did. more » curiousgeorgiana: I nominate John Mayer to respond to Shaq's old school "yo momma" slam. I think he's up to the challenge. more » TexasCrude: Jennifer Aniston has a twitter now? Are all her tweets youtube links to Bobby Vinton's, "Lonely"? more » Sister Jukebox: I seriously love Shaq. He seems like such a giant goof ball that just wants to have fun. I watched the last episode of Shaq vs. when he took on Michae... more » rd2uk: is it just me, or is todays tweet beat not as awesome as usual? (still appreciate that you do it, though, tracie!) more » TexasCrude: If I don't like what Soulja Boy is saying, I'd rather slap his face. more » MockMyWorld: The news that Sam Jackson is "a huge Abba fan" is pretty much making my evening. Put him in Mamma Mia 2: Does Your Mother Know?, singing ANYTHING (if ... more » Lola Lotus: Did Matthew McConaughey magically impregnante his wife while she was pregnant? more » yes, i do know how to use my mouth: 'Kate Gosselin's brother Kevin Kreider and his wife Jodi Kreider were so outraged by Kate discussing her divorce on TV that they agreed to do an inter... more » hfree: I think based on Melissa Leo's description I should have met Christian Bale when he was in his Laurie or Jack Kelly phase. . .oh well. Also, Sam Jacks... more » -
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Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin says the court divided his family, Yoko Ono loves Lady Gaga, and Rihanna tweets for the first time. More » -
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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
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Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
