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more about #pornstars sableized (sister europe): HOORAY for ordained gay Episcopalians. My grampa is one. He's awesome. more » JennaW: "Obey...listen to what we say! Or we'll stone you just like the Bible tells us to in Deuteronomy 21! more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Oddly enough, related to the Martha Stewart news - there's Martha Stewart tips printed inside the wrapper of the Dove Caramels my mom sent me for Chri... more » shoroko: Well, that guy will probably win his claim for cow-caused damage, considering it's often strict liability. And I thought my tort professor's random li... more » curiousgeorgiana: Sarah Palin-- inspirational parenting 101. more » snobographer: "Obey... listen to what we say!" I just may hang out by the bay and eat some hay, whaddayasay? more » Lymed: The chimp was being treated for Lyme disease. Lyme can actually cause rage symptoms in some people. I can't help but wonder if his illness had somet... more » boobookitteh: B-b-b-b-but I thought Sarah Palin was a 'rogue'?? A 'maverick'? A 'pit bull' who didn't play by the rules?? Who was, dare I say it, disobedient?? more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Something about The Home's Tastiness being A Mystery made me think of Homer Simpson. Maybe anything featuring the word Tasty reminds me of Homer, I do... more » LoSpaz: I claimed a bad hair day due to cowlicks to my insurance company and they wouldn't cover it either! more » -
#leftovers
Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
• Headline of the day: "Tenn. Man Says Neighbor's Cows Licked $100 In Damage To His House; Home's Tastiness A Mystery." Also, according to the article, his insurance won't cover the damage because it was an "act of cow." • More » -
#xxxposition
Porn Stars Bummed Over Demise Of Porn Plots
Porn movies today are junking plot in favor of more sex. However, this may not spell the downfall of Western civilization. More » -
#leftovers
STDs Rampant Among California's Porn Stars • Cats Not As Smart As We Thought, Study Says
• At least 22 cases of HIV have been reported among California porn stars since 2004, which has fueled fears about a possible STD epidemic. "Sexually transmitted diseases are rampant," says the county's director of public health. • More » -
#henpecked
"There Was No Way I Could Marry An Adult Film Star"
Haylie Hocking was about to get married when a friend, who had been given the task of organizing her "hen party," stumbled across Hocking's fiance playing a starring role in several pornos. The wedding has since been called off. [Telegraph] -
#mylittlepony
"Pinky Pie," "Sophie Sweet," "Minty," "Stormy": Porn or My Little Pony? [Baby on Bored]
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