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more about #popebenedict Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » AfroJezeBella: WTF @ P. Diddy? Why does that sound like attempted rape? more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » frozengrapes: If possible (as in, if I had a vagina...) I would probably try to get preggers with Tiger Woods' baby, too. That would set you for life... more » RenoMartini: My six year old recently penned a poem for homework, and it went like this: My cat is fat My cat is big My cat is not a pig! It makes more sense, an... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » TransFat: Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed. more » tallgirl-in-heels: Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim. more » History Major: A woman who slept with another womans husband repeatedly over the course of many years is worried about her reputation as being mistaken for a hooker?... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: So...did Tiger not even wrap it up? It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer. more » erinna: I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I ca... more » GGobsessed: Maybe i've been in some kind of pop culture cave-world, but I could've sworn Tila Tequila had a boyfriend. Like, when her show ended, people were talk... more » NotChoinski: test more » pax: Pope-man is right: encouraging people to use condoms IS doctrinally unsound. In the Catholic Church, sex before and outside of marriage is verboten, p... more » Brigit: Wow, you married bitches that use condoms are now like, total sluts! /sarcasm more » maude_flanders: Let me just say--I will not defend him, b/c what he's saying is indefensible...words cannot describe how bitter this sort of bullshit is for me. "Laps... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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#annalsofobviousity
Pope Still Hates Condoms, People Still Mad At Pope
The Vatican is defending the Pope's comments that condoms encourage promiscuity and thus contribute to the spread of HIV as doctrinally sound, but even France thinks his statements are short-sighted. [Reuters, BBC] -
#really
Heart Of Darkness
Infuriating quote of the day: "You can't resolve [the AIDS crisis in Africa] with the distribution of condoms...On the contrary, it increases the problem." -Pope Benedict XVI earlier today. [AP, via Yahoo News] -
#phonyfights
Bishops Manufacturing Abortion Controversy To Keep Parishioners Engaged
The Catholic Church is engaged in an all-out grassroots effort to defeat the Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA), which Obama promised to pass as soon as he took office. Problem is, there's no such bill. More » -
#sincity
Ain't Too Proud To Keep Our Knees Shut
In a survey that in no way suffers from self-selection or reporting bias, the Vatican says that women are too proud and men fuck too much. There's no way both those things are true. More » -
