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more about #poop DaniFae: I love when this subject comes up, all of the jezzie moms make babies sound like a hybrid of the Golgothan shit demon and Regan from The Exorcist. #po... more » artyfarty: My son had explosive poop for most of his first year and once shot it across the room. It was like stepping on a giant tube of toothpaste. My husband ... more » pesematology: I always thought a number three referred to vomit. #poopexplosion more » Triphena: My mom can top all your baby poop explosion stories with her Elderly Nun in Support Hose-and-Wimple Poop Explosion in Sears story. #poopexplosion more » Sister Jukebox: We've always called it a poopcident at our house. The fun is trying to get the onsie off without getting poop in the hair. #poopexplosion more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh man. I've experienced the fallout of more than a few explosions, and I can say for sure that no diaper is tough enough to withstand such force. I m... more » EdnasEdibles: A co-worker confessed that she keeps a pair of scissors in her child's dresser for when she has to just cut the clothing off of her and throw it away.... more » bluetrain84: Ha, this reminds me of the SNL ad for Colon Blow...so this is for baby colon blow? #poopexplosion more » Master.And.Everyone: 1, 2, 3, getting down with 3 P. Now I know what Brit Brit meant. #poopexplosion more » wtfox?!: A friend of mine refers to her baby's poop explosions as WMDs. I never quite understood that until I visited her one day and experienced an attack for... more » redqueenmeg: UGHHHH, the pooping-up-the-back-all-the-way-to-the-hairline thing. WTF. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AGAIN. #poopexplosion more » alexburrito: AKA "Diaper blowouts" in my house. #poopexplosion more » Penny: One of my best friends, and the first to have a (surprise) baby had this experience that may put me off of kids for life. We went over for dinner at ... more » cantankasaurus rex: ok, its gross, but also spot on! Number 3's ALWAYS happen in the car! its like Murphy's Law of Explosive Baby Poo! #poopexplosion more » Leucadia: We prefer "shitstorm." #poopexplosion more » this_charming_one: Gee, I always thought of puke as "number 3". Perhaps I was wrong. And that commercial was horrifying. #poopexplosion more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Stay classy, Michael! #balloonboyfart more » BetteD: "You're gonna bury me before this is done." Don't you threaten me with a good time Michael Lohan! #balloonboyfart more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I envy the poop talker. Life would be so much easier if I could just say from time to time 'Yeah, I gotta poop. Cya'. But, alas I am insane about such... more » Cunning_Linguist: The music in the beginning of clip #11 made me laugh so god damn hard. I can't sit through those entertainment shows, but whoever does their music des... more » -
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Diaper Ad Coins New Term For Poop Explosions
Regular diapers can take care of babies' number ones and number twos, but the Australian ad at left claims only BabyLoves diapers, "can handle a 'poop explosion,' or 'number threes' as we politely call it." [AdWeek via Jalopnik] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, "Balloon Boy" farts, Tyra curses, Michael Lohan goes on Maury, and Jon Gosselin says he won't get Botox... because he's Asian-American. -
#asswipes
Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
Terrence Howard is notoriously anal (and oddly vocal) about how his girlfriends clean their butts after they poop. So it makes sense that he was spotted in this billboard PSA about personal hygiene. (Click image to view full size.) [BWE] -
#crappyads
Reality Check
A series of teen pregnancy ads in Milwaukee appeal to the immaturity of your average teen by warning them that babies are stinky! The "scratch-n-sniff" posters don't actually smell like shit, but the message is still pretty clear. [AdFreak] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features stupid idiots, Steven Seagal, wigs on dogs, and Models of the Runway. More » -
#shitshows
The Straight Poop
Does this remind anyone of a certain children's book? "I wrote before that Japanese people have a poop obsession. We love anthropomorphizing poop into a kind of character mascot." Love! Also: Can someone translate? [Watashi To Tokyo, via Global Voices] -
#crapdreamfromadame
Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
Blame the hemorrhoids conversation and comments posted yesterday: Last night I had a long, extremely vivid dream about taking a shit. Luckily, there's a story in today's New York Times about dreams and their meaning. More » -
#funnygirl
Sarah Haskins Calls Out Jez Commenters
Did you catch the Target Women Super Special yesterday? At minute 9:04, Sarah Haskins mentions Jez commenters, regarding a poop segment. Then she "snorts" some "coke." [Current] -
