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more about #polls thehighshelf: i have a winner: Putting a condom around your penis is easier than putting a gift box around your fetus! more » Ultraprison!: "Apparently they cleaned up the fetus and they placed it inside a gift box under the Christmas tree," the police chief said. Wow, so many morbid joke... more » morninggloria: Here's how to redesign a condom wrapper: write THIS SIDE UP on one side, so that when he takes the condom out of the package, he doesn't have to squi... more » thehighshelf: i'm just grateful she had an abortion. people whose problem solving skills are at the "put the fetal tissue under the christmas tree" level, should no... more » sayah: I was going to suggest Twilight condoms but then I got real. Birth control in other forms are more like it! It says: No Renesmee this month. more » Cimorene: Can a fetus be a corpse? Fetuses aresn't people. They're fetuses. Wouldn't it be like, "abusing some tissue that used be growing in my uterus"? more » erinna: I would like if they would also do what they did with the stop smoking program and give out free condoms for anyone who calls the number... more » scandalouskiki: I don't see how this new design will make one bit of difference in condom usage. Who pays attention to the wrapper? more » sayah: Putting the little fetus in a Christmas box! I wonder if they'll get off on temporary insanity or something. In some ways I can understand the urge to... more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: My submission for the condom contest would just be a picture of some really bad open sores on genitals over which the words "This is what your nether ... more » IamnotStarJones: I hope Rosemarie Tate has a few friends/relatives to let her know how wrong her statement about the First Lady is. Tate seems to be saying 'I had to ... more » SylvanSylph: I'm worried this turnabout has something to do with her relatively hands off approach to policy, as though people were very concerned she might become... more » Bitingpika: not a black woman, a woman Ah, nice to see that there are women and there are those other people who seem like women, only darker. Screw you, USA To... more » whynotshesaid: "She has conducted herself as an educated, sensitive, down-to-earth woman - not a black woman, a woman - like when she does the gardening (to encourag... more » kityglitr: I think my favorite thing aboug Michell Obama is how much she reminds me of my own mother. I can honestly say I feel blessed to have been raised by s... more » la vie en hypnose: Yeah that quote right there.. sigh. That just a epitomizes my frustration when (white) people say how colorblind they are or how they wish we lived i... more » schlegs84: God, she's just so... dreamy. In every sense of the word. She's beautiful without being fussy and intelligent but, when expressing herself, she's up... more » Casquivana: She has conducted herself as an educated, sensitive, down-to-earth woman - not a black woman, a woman Jesus! Some people just can't let it go, do the... more » PrettyPolitico: "I'm also a little skeptical at why Michelle is suddenly embraced." Mainstream America is cool with Michelle now because she's had a comprehensive im... more » sequined: Maybe we consider our "love lives" more of an expense than people in some other cultures. People think about paying $10 for a movie and $30 for dinner... more » -
#leftovers
Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
• In attempts to "keep people excited about condoms," New York City has announced a contest to design the next official condom wrapper. Fancy yourself a Rembrandt? The winner's art will be displayed on hundreds of thousands of condoms. • More » -
#michellemybelle
Poll Position: Everyone Loves Michelle Obama
During the election, Michelle Obama was accused of being an angry black woman, hating "whitey," and possessing "angry eyebrows." So when USA Today published poll findings that Michelle is now the more popular Obama, I thought: you damn right! More » -
#americana
Can't Buy Me Love
The recession is making our hearts bleed as well as our pockets: an "international poll" finds that our love lives have taken a harder hit since the economic downturn than those of the (less materialistic?) other countries polled. [Reuters] -
#newsat10
President Plays Hoops; Wins Polls
- Barack Obama shot some hoops with the women of the NCAA champion Huskies and won. (Pic at left is from early April.) The jersey they gave him, though, was a bit too small. [The Swamp]
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#polls
Are You Tired Of Talking About What Michelle Obama Is Wearing?
She went to Princeton. And Harvard. She's interested in bringing attention to military families. But everyone wants to talk about Michelle Obama's clothes. Are you sick of it? More » -
