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more about #politicalhair Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I am having a stressed out day and that story of the little two-year old turned on the faucets! more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Oh my god! I've seen that Ossama's place! One would think they would have changed it before, though. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Doesn't McDonald's already have an anti-litter campaign at the point of sale? It's on the tray liner and the bag and possibly also the other food cont... more » Mafalda para Presidente: "In a depressingly ironic twist of fate, Alec Ahsoak, a 53-year-old sex offender, recently won $350,000 in a lottery sponsored by an advocacy group fo... more » picardia: re: Drew Peterson -- anytime I read about a woman dating a guy like this, or similarly violent/awful/terrible, I just want to go, "You know, it really... more » Brigit: Sigh. The chick was crazy enough to go live with the (allegedly) murderous bastard with her 2 kids?!! In what motherfucking world does that make sense... more » Little Time Bomb: Arresting and torturing a 2 year old in order to get his mother to confess to falsified charges is a crime against humanity. The story about Nigel Mut... more » maude_flanders: In a depressingly ironic twist of fate, Alec Ahsoak, a 53-year-old sex offender, recently won $350,000 in a lottery sponsored by an advocacy group for... more » cuteasabutton: So eating a block of Cadbury Dairy Milk before bed is a bad idea? OK then... more » haguenite: I'm more of a Cherry Ripe kinda girl. It lets me pretend it's healthy, because it contains fruit! more » TheCatlady: I wonder how women like Drew Peterson's new girlfriend can be so stupid, but then I flip the channel to Rock of Love Bus and it all be comes crystal c... more » Penny: Is Botox covered by the NHS? more » sportz.star: Doesn't pregnancy also cause the brain to shrink? Might the estrogen be causing in both cases? Shouldn't it have been obvious once everyone knew pregn... more » Penny: Chico sounds like she has Borderline Personality Disorder. Homegirl needs some talk therapy. more » info*ninja: Also: fuck you Austrian theatre company. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Okay folks. That's it. I'm cranky and have a headache. I have no Cadbury Cream Egg. Sex offenders are winning lotteries instead of me. 2 year old... more » info*ninja: Further evidence that the universe is crazy: the cadbury lables, and yet 100% juice by Oasis-has fish in it! I could guess the milk chocolate/milk th... more » kittens: maybe i'm just a bad person but i definitely snorted at "fritzl's bed and breakfast" more » thatgirlinnewyork: what woman taking the pill thinks they are protected, really? more » Penny: At this point in time I shall formally announce that I have (had) no fucking clue who Drew Peterson is. However, I just Wiki'd him and have no decided... more » -
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Drew Peterson's Girlfriend Moves In • Sex Offender Wins Lottery Sponsored By Victim Advocacy Group
• 23-year-old Christina Raines, mother of two and Drew Peterson's newest girlfriend, has just moved in with him. Her family and friends are understandably upset. • More »
