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more about #police more comments β AngelaDemonice: I agree with them calling Down Syndrome abortions "social abortions" because it brings to light, that the only reason to abort those children is to ha... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Two wrongs have never made a right, Hussein Hajj Hassan. #abortions more » otherginger: There's a Prejean joke in here somewhere. #abortions more » LaComtesse: Yes, Hussein Hajj Hassan, because suffering is clearly a contest and someone has to be the best at it. Because acknowledgment of someone's suffering m... more » egg cream: I like how that old guy in the Boston video was trying to hold back the train with his bare hand. You go, sir. #abortions more » Master.And.Everyone: In a book of sex positions, I found one called "the Morrissey" which involves two people standing about a foot away from each other. It was hysterical... more » heliotrollop: So I should be sure hug and kiss my son every day to make sure he doesn't end up with a conveyor belt of embarrassingly young girlfriends when he's 80... more » ElleS'appelleElsa: About two years ago my buddies at work made a "Kama Sutra for 1" list with drawings: The Dented Camel Four Cheetas Gathering at the Pond The Mormon O... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: 'Female cancer or multiple sclerosis patients are six times more likely than male patients to be separated or divorced soon after their diagnosis. Res... more » funzette: Are you a heavy aborter? No! I just abort socially! #abortions more » rodmanstreet: The Mary Lou Retton requires a clean tub floor for proper grip, but the Golden Girls Marathon is a perennial favorite. #abortions more » Penny: I watched that Boston subway video on Dlisted. INSANE. That girl was tossed. #abortions more » token_illiterate_commenter: First: Where was that chart during the many long years of my involuntary chastity? I though I was being tricky when I switched hands. Second: Toleranc... more » linnyt is a walking clichΓ©: "getting off" and "horse" should only be used together when discussing dismounting. #abortions more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): My preferred solo sex position is fondling commemorative baseballs. But I'm just weird. #abortions more » -
#leftovers
Sex Positions For The Solo β’ Study: French Women Do Get Fat
β’Β Since us single folk are missing out on all those hilariously uncomfortable-looking sex positions featured each month in Cosmo, here's a helpful chart of sex positions for the lonely. We're digging the Abe Lincoln. β’Β More » -
#thekidsarentallright
Runaways: The Kids Everyone Ignores
The teenager found in New York two weeks ago with no memory of her identity is lucky in one way — her family is coming to get her. Many young runaways have no one looking for them at all. More » -
#policeprotection
Scientists Develop Bulletproof Turbans
Sikhs are banned from firearms units in the British police because they can't wear protective headgear over turbans. Now, researchers are developing turbans made from Kevlar-like materials to allow them to serve. [Times of India] -
#bulletproofbras
UK Police Told Not To Wear Underwire Bras
"There is no such thing as a bullet proof bra." -Julia Roper-Smith, a representative of the Police Federation on female police officers in Britain wearing underwire bras. [Telegraph] -
#leftovers
Roxana Saberi Briefly Hospitalized β’ Big Newborn Almost Kills British Mom
β’ Roxana Saberi, the American journalist being held on charges of espionage in Iran, was hospitalized. Her ill health is the result of a hunger fast, which she intensified by refusing to drink water. β’ More » -
#leftovers
The Truth About Torture Penises β’ Obamas Still Undecided On Puppy Issue
β’ This picture is a close-up of the genitalia of a male beetle. The barbed "torture penis" injures females during copulation, and unfortunately, the longest and thorniest penises produce the most offspring. β’ More » -
